The explanation in () made me laugh harder than the original comment.
It's nice that we can still safely make fun of Polish, Italians and Irish.
Political correctness will never defeat good ole fashioned white on white ethnic ball busting.
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The explanation in () made me laugh harder than the original comment.
Hey that looks efficient as shit
Please don’t tell me you’re paying someone to turn your sprinklers on for you. It is so easy. I understand if they are going to make adjustments to the spray patterns but turning them on is a flip of a couple of valves.Mower is getting a service this week. Second legit mow coming up this weekend. Need to tweak with my trimmer a little bit, the string I got from Home Depot is horrible for the second year in a row and I'm going to start using STIHL specific 50:1 fuel. Grass Pad Prevent went down last week, sprinklers get turned on in a week and a half, spot sprayed some dandelions the other night, shits lookin Masters Greeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
I was going to pay my install company, yes. Maybe in the future, I'll do it myself, but nowhere near confident enough. I was planning to watch though. I wouldn't need help with adjusting. Had a DIY inground with PVC pipe for 3 years and busted plenty of those heads making adjustments, that's easy.Please don’t tell me you’re paying someone to turn your sprinklers on for you. It is so easy. I understand if they are going to make adjustments to the spray patterns but turning them on is a flip of a couple of valves.
I'm going to pay someone to turn on your sprinklers just to spite youPlease don’t tell me you’re paying someone to turn your sprinklers on for you. It is so easy. I understand if they are going to make adjustments to the spray patterns but turning them on is a flip of a couple of valves.
I have 8 medium-ish sized trees lining my sidewalk and backyard fence that I was going to mulch up in probably mid May. Used to hate mulching, but very much appreciate it now days. Got lazy with it and skipped last year due to the sprinkler system getting installed in early summer, but looking forward to that in about a month. Does wondersThree weeks later, I've finally finished off that pile of mulch. Shit's a pain in the ass, loading wheelbarrow after wheelbarrow and spreading it out. My back is glad it's over, lol. But between this truckload and the load I did in fall, I now have a nice wide strip of mulch running pretty much all the way around my half acre yard. Now to get back to planting trees...
Nope, my OCD forces me to get it all smooth and even. Lots of monotonous circlesYeah, in the long-term, getting all that organic material in there does wonders for the soil. And in the short term, it helps regulate temperature and moisture levels for the roots and reduces competition from weeds. It's a lot closer to how things work in nature, too, as old plants die and are broken down to become food for new ones.
Just don't be one of those shitty landscapers who piles mulch up against the trunk of the tree. You see it all the time in parking lots and stuff, and it is 100% the wrong way to do it.
Nope, my OCD forces me to get it all smooth and even. Lots of monotonous circles
Should have got the Irrigreen system.... seems like an OCD dreamland.