Yard Moles-need advice

[Baron Winnebago]

Got a couple nice mounds in the backyard now

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Fuck me

@Jim14510

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Did you try the Rodenator opee?

 

[LoudHogRider]

I just walk over the top of the old tunnels, and when I get to a new section I walk slowly with a suppressed S&W M&P .22 LR rifle and fill the tunnel with boolits every 2” or so. I have found this to be an aesthetically pleasing approach to mole eradication, and the use of the suppressed rounds ensures neighborly cooperation & support.

Had an “aesthetically pleasing” afternoon. I mashed down a small, fresh dirt area while taking down some Halloween items. Glanced over a moment later and witnessed the dirt mound moving. So I dropped my pants and sat my butthole right on top and after something wet and creamy popped in the movements magically stopped.

One more SOB wiener to go. I’ll get that one in the morning before Pickleball with the boys.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Had an “aesthetically pleasing” afternoon. I mashed down a small, fresh dirt area while taking down some Halloween items. Glanced over a moment later and witnessed the dirt mound moving. So I dropped my pants and sat my butthole right on top and after something wet and creamy popped in the movements magically stopped.

One more SOB wiener to go. I’ll get that one in the morning before Pickleball with the boys.

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