Humble Brag / One-Up Thread

[lee_carvallo_12]

Did she clean it up?
Reminds me of puking in a girl’s shoe once while she was blowing me right next to my buddies while they were playing video games and her friend was degrading her for being “such an unbelievable slut”

I'm close. keep going, please.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Did she clean it up?
Reminds me of puking in a girl’s shoe once while she was blowing me right next to my buddies while they were playing video games and her friend was degrading her for being “such an unbelievable slut”

Which sport did you play in college?

 

[dsbigred1]

Which sport did you play in college?

I didn’t. I just partied excessively, and chose a school almost exclusively based on the % of female students, which was nearly 70% at the time due to their education and nursing programs.

 

[dsbigred1]

I'm close. keep going, please.

Amazingly, the puking only briefly slowed her down.. and it gave her friend some added anger, which seemed to fuel the vigor with which she did her work. She was quite proud of herself upon finishing, but I had a rude message from her in the morning after she had to walk home barefoot.

 

[pigsonthewing]

i once pissed hard enough to flush the toilet.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I didn’t. I just partied excessively, and chose a school almost exclusively based on the % of female students, which was nearly 70% at the time due to their education and nursing programs.

Damn. I have this theory about athletes and group sex/voyeurism that I was hoping to find additional support for.

 

[dsbigred1]

Damn. I have this theory about athletes and group sex/voyeurism that I was hoping to find additional support for.

I substituted for a Rec league flag football team if that counts..
Basically, a good buddy had an apartment right off the busy walking trail through campus. We had pre and post-bar parties there like every weekend because his roommate worked for Coors and we got discounted kegs.
Random girls would funnel through constantly just because they’d see the party from the trail and come to check it out. So there was always lots of opportunity.

 

[Jim14510]

This thread is making my life feel unfulfilled.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I was plowing a random girl in college once and she also told me to get a towel so I did. Ends up making such a mess that I had to throw out the mattress. The towel did absolutely nothing. It would have been like someone on the Titanic using a gallon bucket to try to prevent it from sinking.

COME ON

 

[dsbigred1]

This thread is making my life feel unfulfilled.

It shouldn’t… I think my wife would seriously consider a divorce if she knew about a lot of the ridiculous shit I used to do. The few times I have told her some of the more reserved stories, she’s been absolutely appalled.

 

[Huskersballz]

Fucked one of my teachers while I was in highschool. She was married to another teacher. I think he found out years later. She was hot as hell.

I’ve summited 20 14k ft mountains. No guides. Toughest was the grand Teton. Another climber was about a half hour behind us from when we summited fell off and died. Dropped 6k feet from a sheer cliff face.

As a forward observer in the marine corps I called in over 100 fire missions on a single deployment in 09. One of my commanders told me once it was at least a few million dollars in ordinance. That wasn’t counting all of the JDAMs from fixed wing and Hellfires from helicopters. Shit was wild.

Showing this to my friend and he is really curious about the teacher. Who initiated it? Where did you guys fuck? Anal? Did she fuck any other students? Did she ever talk about how big of cuck her husband was?

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

It shouldn’t… I think my wife would seriously consider a divorce if she knew about a lot of the ridiculous shit I used to do. The few times I have told her some of the more reserved stories, she’s been absolutely appalled.

Oh for sure. Bunch of drug and alcohol fueled sex addicts.

 

[dsbigred1]

Oh for sure. Bunch of drug and alcohol fueled sex addicts.

 

[Havoc34]

Showing this to my friend and he is really curious about the teacher. Who initiated it? Where did you guys fuck? Anal? Did she fuck any other students? Did she ever talk about how big of cuck her husband was?

She was drunk at a bbq at my buddies apartment complex. Him as his dad lived there. She was there with a friend who lived there. His Dad was out getting drunk with everyone and couple of us were hanging out inside buddies apartment. She came barging In drunk off her ass saying she was going to spank us for drinking. I told her she could spank me all she wants and she kind of threw her self on me on the couch. We started going at it, she then proceeded to pull my dick out in front of everyone and started to suck it. At that point my buddies went and closed the door and the windows and I took her back to a bedroom. No anal, but did stink some fingers in her butt. From what I know she slept with at least 2 other students.

 

[Havoc34]

Damn. I have this theory about athletes and group sex/voyeurism that I was hoping to find additional support for.

There was a ton of group sex in the marine corps. Probably the same dynamic you’re talking about.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

She was drunk at a bbq at my buddies apartment complex. Him as his dad lived there. She was there with a friend who lived there. His Dad was out getting drunk with everyone and couple of us were hanging out inside buddies apartment. She came barging In drunk off her ass saying she was going to spank us for drinking. I told her she could spank me all she wants and she kind of threw her self on me on the couch. We started going at it, she then proceeded to pull my dick out in front of everyone and started to suck it. At that point my buddies went and closed the door and the windows and I took her back to a bedroom. No anal, but did stink some fingers in her butt. From what I know she slept with at least 2 other students.

Ya, I’m REALLY close now. More.

 

[Huskersballz]

She was drunk at a bbq at my buddies apartment complex. Him as his dad lived there. She was there with a friend who lived there. His Dad was out getting drunk with everyone and couple of us were hanging out inside buddies apartment. She came barging In drunk off her ass saying she was going to spank us for drinking. I told her she could spank me all she wants and she kind of threw her self on me on the couch. We started going at it, she then proceeded to pull my dick out in front of everyone and started to suck it. At that point my buddies went and closed the door and the windows and I took her back to a bedroom. No anal, but did stink some fingers in her butt. From what I know she slept with at least 2 other students.

 

[MtnHusker]

She was drunk at a bbq at my buddies apartment complex. Him as his dad lived there. She was there with a friend who lived there. His Dad was out getting drunk with everyone and couple of us were hanging out inside buddies apartment. She came barging In drunk off her ass saying she was going to spank us for drinking. I told her she could spank me all she wants and she kind of threw her self on me on the couch. We started going at it, she then proceeded to pull my dick out in front of everyone and started to suck it. At that point my buddies went and closed the door and the windows and I took her back to a bedroom. No anal, but did stink some fingers in her butt. From what I know she slept with at least 2 other students.

You are my hero!!!!

 

[Jim14510]

I golfed with Paige one time. That was pretty awesome

Copying to this thread for @RedSavage

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I enjoy what that this thread has turned into. See how much more we all get along when we forget about football