Humble Brag / One-Up Thread

[Jim14510]

Most teachers not married are like this!! I had 2 of them jerk me off while studying!! Or supposed to be! They just want too be liked like everyone else! Plus they can feel the natural testosterone in the air during the school hours!

 

[Cookiemonster]

Me and a friend both fooled around with a teacher from St. Paul while we were in 9th grade on New Year’s Eve. She was freshly graduated aand 23. I went to a rival school and he went to St. Paul. He fucked her, she gave me a a mid grade blowie, but got bonus points because she was a teacher. Can’t remember her name though. She wasn’t a teacher for very long if a recall correctly. I think about that night often.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Me and a friend both fooled around with a teacher from St. Paul while we were in 9th grade on New Year’s Eve. She was freshly graduated aand 23. I went to a rival school and he went to St. Paul. He fucked her, she gave me a a mid grade blowie, but got bonus points because she was a teacher. Can’t remember her name though. She wasn’t a teacher for very long if a recall correctly. I think about that night often.

If it was Ms. Marco, I fucking HATE YOU.

 

[YankeesJunkie]

While I was deep asleep I ordered the mass invasion of a "small" eastern European country, no big deal...

 

[Baron Winnebago]

While I was deep asleep I ordered the mass invasion of a "small" eastern European country, no big deal...

That's about the 240th most fucked up thing someone has admitted to ITT

 

[Ripping Lips]

Unfortunately, I was kind of an ugly duckling in HS, but it wouldn't of mattered anyway sine all of my HS teachers were old or male. As for college, I did bang one of my business writing teachers at Idaho. She was a hot mess and would come to class sometimes with her blouse not buttoned correctly and looking like she did the walk of shame. Too make a long story short, I ran into her at dive bar and gave her the best 3 minutes of her life one night because she had a thing for men in Navy white uniforms.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

@lee_carvallo_12 What say ye?!?!

quit trying to ruin what, in my memory, was a beautiful experience with a lovely young lady.

 

[#HBD]

quit trying to ruin what, in my memory, was a beautiful experience with a lovely young lady.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

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like Pavlov's dog, my gums are itching and my mouth is watering.

 

[Cookiemonster]

If it was Ms. Marco, I fucking HATE YOU.

Was she a teacher circa 2004 or 05? I truly don’t remember her name.

 

[klrgumby]

I was drafted by the Arizona Diamondbacks and played 5 seasons professionally.

I banged a ton of sloots along the way with a hat trick and 3 threesomes in the mix.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

I was drafted by the Arizona Diamondbacks and played 5 seasons professionally.

I banged a ton of sloots along the way with a hat trick and 3 threesomes in the mix.

more info including as many pics as possible. not of you... no offense.

 

[HuskerPAC]

Was she a teacher circa 2004 or 05? I truly don’t remember her name.

That would probably be about right. She was a hot blonde. I bet I know your buddy because those rumors went around about her sleeping with a kid. Think she lasted a year. I’m from St. Paul if you hadn’t guessed.

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

That would probably be about right. She was a hot blonde. I bet I know your buddy because those rumors went around about her sleeping with a kid. Think she lasted a year. I’m from St. Paul if you hadn’t guessed.

What year you graduate? One of my best bros is from St. Paul.

 

[HuskerPAC]

07.

 

[Cookiemonster]

That would probably be about right. She was a hot blonde. I bet I know your buddy because those rumors went around about her sleeping with a kid. Think she lasted a year. I’m from St. Paul if you hadn’t guessed.

That would have been the correct time frame. You definitely would have known my friend. He is no longer alive or id just ask for her name.

Gooood times. She was sweet blonde. Really sloppy top. Was a good time. I had heard she banged a couple students there. Not sure how accurate that is though.

 

[klrgumby]

more info including as many pics as possible. not of you... no offense.

My wife found my picture stash on my computer about two weeks after moving in with her and my only backup got thrown out as my parents divorced and split up everything in my old room and basically threw it out. I had a good amount of them.

As for stories I don’t know exactly where I’d start. I think the hat trick is probably the best. Basically was “dating” a girl while at spring training and she was definitely on the crazy/hot matrix which is why I stuck around but for being in a doctorate program she had some major issues. Basically I broke it off with her at dinner one night and went to meet up with the guys at the bar. At the bar I met another girl and brought her back to the hotel. Well crazy girl apparently wasn’t used to someone breaking things off with her and was calling my cell and my hotel room phone nonstop. I explained the girl it’s my ex and she obviously didn’t take things well. I said let’s do something the next day and she left. I finally answer crazy girls call and she’s like I’m sorry I need you etc. So of course she tempts me with sex so I go over to her apartment at like 2 am and have some sexy time. After camp the next day I’m in my hotel and a girl I had been hooking up with that worked for the diamondbacks said she had the afternoon off and wanted to hang out. That turned into some hotel sex. I had lined up the girl I met at the bar the night before to go to dinner that night. She was extremely easy and was back at my hotel room right after dinner and helped complete my only hat trick. Crazy girl ended up finding out about her since new girl posted on my MySpace wall about going to the dog park sometime soon. She straight up messaged her and said I’m fucking him are you fucking him too? After she found out she did that to every girl on my page. It was pretty messed up as she even messaged my now wife who was only a friend at the time. Fast forward 5 years and she sends me a Facebook message how she feels sorry for my wife because of my past life as a man whore and then blocking me before I could respond.

Only pic I could find of crazy girl

dbacks girl

I cant remember the last girls last name so searching amanda couldn't find me anything.

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

An old friend of mine used to be married to that teacher in tecumseh, ne that got caught a few years back screwing her student in 2 different counties. I always envied the students like yourself. We never had a teacher hot enough to try.

My wife found my picture stash on my computer about two weeks after moving in with her and my only backup got thrown out as my parents divorced and split up everything in my old room and basically threw it out. I had a good amount of them.

As for stories I don’t know exactly where I’d start. I think the hat trick is probably the best. Basically was “dating” a girl while at spring training and she was definitely on the crazy/hot matrix which is why I stuck around but for being in a doctorate program she had some major issues. Basically I broke it off with her at dinner one night and went to meet up with the guys at the bar. At the bar I met another girl and brought her back to the hotel. Well crazy girl apparently wasn’t used to someone breaking things off with her and was calling my cell and my hotel room phone nonstop. I explained the girl it’s my ex and she obviously didn’t take things well. I said let’s do something the next day and she left. I finally answer crazy girls call and she’s like I’m sorry I need you etc. So of course she tempts me with sex so I go over to her apartment at like 2 am and have some sexy time. After camp the next day I’m in my hotel and a girl I had been hooking up with that worked for the diamondbacks said she had the afternoon off and wanted to hang out. That turned into some hotel sex. I had lined up the girl I met at the bar the night before to go to dinner that night. She was extremely easy and was back at my hotel room right after dinner and helped complete my only hat trick. Crazy girl ended up finding out about her since new girl posted on my MySpace wall about going to the dog park sometime soon. She straight up messaged her and said I’m fucking him are you fucking him too? After she found out she did that to every girl on my page. It was pretty messed up as she even messaged my now wife who was only a friend at the time. Fast forward 5 years and she sends me a Facebook message how she feels sorry for my wife because of my past life as a man whore and then blocking me before I could respond.

Jesus you are lucky she didn’t kill you

@#HBD had a few gfs that wanted to kill him @dead

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

Jesus you are lucky she didn’t kill you

@#HBD had a few gfs that wanted to kill him @dead

He brought out the crazy rage hate anger side to many, many girls (and guys) if we’re being honest with everyone ITT.