What the Buffs are Saying (Huge Fags) 9/3 updated

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On the very off chance Prime is there next year, what does the 2025 roster look like? If I’m a fan I’m pissed and asking the administration for answers.
They will return starters at, if they don't transfer, Seaton at LT, Zilinskas at C, Benson at RG, walk on RB Offerdahl, Okunlola at DE, McKinney at CB.
 
Clearly that person has never meet an SEC fan. Perhaps it’s just a weird Auburn thing but my in-laws decorate their entire houses in Auburn stuff
I probably have more Auburn gear that Husker gear simply because every gift is Auburn related, they know nothing else. Their entire lives revolve around Auburn.
@Dawgsauce weird Auburn thing or SEC thing in general? Really haven’t spent much time in the south other than wife’s parents who live in Auburn or wife’s sisters and her husbands house who live just outside of Montgomery.

Example - my keychain bottle opener/nail clipper
I have a friend who's an Auburn fan. I once made the mistake of watching an Auburn game with him. He laid out at least 5 variations of polos and hats and would change clothes throughout the game depending on how they were "performing." It genuinely made me question the fine line between fan-ship and psychosis.
 
I have a friend who's an Auburn fan. I once made the mistake of watching an Auburn game with him. He laid out at least 5 variations of polos and hats and would change clothes throughout the game depending on how they were "performing." It genuinely made me question the fine line between fan-ship and psychosis.
I changed outfits during the CU game last year. Didn’t work
 
I have a friend who's an Auburn fan. I once made the mistake of watching an Auburn game with him. He laid out at least 5 variations of polos and hats and would change clothes throughout the game depending on how they were "performing." It genuinely made me question the fine line between fan-ship and psychosis.
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I have a friend who's an Auburn fan. I once made the mistake of watching an Auburn game with him. He laid out at least 5 variations of polos and hats and would change clothes throughout the game depending on how they were "performing." It genuinely made me question the fine line between fan-ship and psychosis.
Was at my in-laws house for the AU/ UGA IN 2022 and brother in law would not watch the game with the rest of the family

Sounds like it’s just a weird auburn thing of being weirdos.
 
Clearly that person has never meet an SEC fan. Perhaps it’s just a weird Auburn thing but my in-laws decorate their entire houses in Auburn stuff
I probably have more Auburn gear that Husker gear simply because every gift is Auburn related, they know nothing else. Their entire lives revolve around Auburn.
@Dawgsauce weird Auburn thing or SEC thing in general? Really haven’t spent much time in the south other than wife’s parents who live in Auburn or wife’s sisters and her husbands house who live just outside of Montgomery.

Example - my keychain bottle opener/nail clipper
Hold on and I'll answer this just after I slip off this red and black work suit and pour myself a UGA 21 Natty bourbon in my Georgia shot glass. I'll need to take a bath as well with some Dawg bath bombs 1st. It was a long hard day in the sun today repainting my house red with black trim.
 
Their unearned arrogance I can understand somewhat on offense. They have a few really good skill players (supported by a D2 line). However, what on gods green earth have the seen over the past 13 games that gives them any indication that their defense even has a pulse?
You would think they won 10 games & not 4. I’ve already talked to some of their dipshits & they seem to think Raiola will be just like Sims.
 
One of my employees is a big CUck fan and he’s incredibly confident. His reasoning is they “look just like last year, and we beat you last year.”
He's half right. Colorado does look like last year. Nobody watched Nebraska's first game and thought it was the same team.

They think they forced Sims to fumble, when actually he just dropped 2 snaps, screwed up a handoff, snapped the ball into a motion man and threw a terrible interception. Colorado didn't force those mistakes, they were Sims doing it on his own.
 
He's half right. Colorado does look like last year. Nobody watched Nebraska's first game and thought it was the same team.

They think they forced Sims to fumble, when actually he just dropped 2 snaps, screwed up a handoff, snapped the ball into a motion man and threw a terrible interception. Colorado didn't force those mistakes, they were Sims doing it on his own.
Heck, we might have won if we had a Haarberg 2 turnover game instead of a Sims 4 turnover game.
 
Heck, we might have won if we had a Haarberg 2 turnover game instead of a Sims 4 turnover game.
If we had the Haarberg we saw in the Illinois game I actually think we win last year's game by 2 TDs. We would have been up 14 min at HT.

When Haarberg was healthy, the HH battering ram offense was actually not bad. It would have carved up that CU defense. The problem with that offense is you only have 2-3 games with it before the QB gets seriously injured.

But for one game? That would have been a double digit NU victory.
 
One of my employees is a big CUck fan and he’s incredibly confident. His reasoning is they “look just like last year, and we beat you last year.”

I went to high school in Colorado during the Bill Macartney years (89-92). It was pure hell being a Husker fan in that time. Went to UNL 93-97. I grew to hate them more than anything. Still do. I hope we slap the shit out of them, Saturday night.
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