Stock Market/Investing/Day Trading/Speculative Trading Thread

[Jim14510]

Lotus was the shit... The Godfather of all spreadsheet programs!

I learned on Lotus also.

Lotus - the first wife that's 40 plus, gained a bunch of weight, doesn't have a job and bitches about everything including when you want to have sex. Comfortable though.

Excel - 30 years old, super hot, super tight, body, fun to hang out with, has a good job and loves taking it in the ass.

Google sheets - 22 year old that looks like the 30 year old but too stupid to have a conversation with, underachieving at work, fucks when you want but you know she's fucking around. You just haven't caught her yet.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Watching my calls I bought earlier today rip

 

[slattimer]

Watching my calls I bought earlier today rip

I got out of my puts at just about the right time this AM

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I got out of my puts at just about the right time this AM

Yeah sold out of everything... Was long $AMD, $MSFT and TSLA.

Turned around and jumped in this trade

 

[Drue629]

My SPY calls paid off big today. The biggest win I've had in a while. I needed it though, the past week has been brutal. Lost my ass on Twitter calls

 

[slattimer]

Yeah sold out of everything... Was long $AMD, $MSFT and TSLA.

Turned around and jumped in this trade

That guy usually has really good call outs on twitter. I've got a couple of people I follow for their watch lists and if it hits those levels with a retest and 9/21 cross + VWAP above/below the position I want to take, I jump in. Has been pretty successful so far.

 

[slattimer]

Spy puts tomorrow....guessing we'll see a retracement based on the 4 hour.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Spy puts tomorrow....guessing we'll see a retracement based on the 4 hour.

Yeah this market can't let us have nice things

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Spy puts tomorrow....guessing we'll see a retracement based on the 4 hour.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Yeah sold out of everything... Was long $AMD, $MSFT and TSLA.

Turned around and jumped in this trade

I was out at 1.52

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Yeah this market can't let us have nice things

I hate it when I am right

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[BingoDingo]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[SoCal_Corn]

fuckin brandon et al

 

[RedSavage]

 

[vailhusker]

 

[Toe]

 

[BingoDingo]

Watch the Dow close up 150 here...