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Wake up early and listen to the Husker prayer whiling taking a shit and tearing up. Blow my nose and man up with some OJ and Vodka while cooking bacon. Switch to Budweiser during game and then after game go sit on the deck by smoker. Usually going over game stats.
imma get fucked upThat's a day of mixed emotions, Scotch. Celebrate the FIL's life and another revolution around the sun for your own bad self.
DAFUQGetting married.
I’ve always preferred to watch games on my ownNever do anything special here in Montana. No one else cares to watch Husker games here, so I watch at home. But I actually prefer that over watching with a bunch of people, so it's all good.
Doing a cross-country move this this weekend+next week. Will actually be driving through Nebraska during the game. Been awhile since I had to do radio for one.
According to the google, that's a 7min drive from my office - probably 15-20 from home. Is that at The Village, or what used to be The Village? I know they've done massive renovations there. My wife used to live there long before we were married.5 hour bike ride + 20 min jog before the game, then probably hitting up a new sports bar the company I work for just built. Will probably only stay for the first half then head home.
If anyone in Dallas wants to join me, meet me here!
Over Under- 5625 Village Glen Dr, Dallas, TX 75206
20 years' worth of pain?9am - start stroking off to 90s games without lube (because I feel like a little pain is necessary after the last 20 years)
11:59am - stop stroking off to 90s games without lube.
12pm - start wondering if my dick will ever be hard again after either a 14 yard KO return from 2 yards deep in the endzone, or a kickoff to the 7 that gets returned near midfield.
12:01pm - pour some Kentucky Owl and be incredibly rude to anyone near me or texting/calling me.
3pm - hopefully realize that I can still get hard after a nice victory.
the rest of the day can fuck itself IYAM
According to the google, that's a 7min drive from my office - probably 15-20 from home. Is that at The Village, or what used to be The Village? I know they've done massive renovations there. My wife used to live there long before we were married.
two brothers, but one is a recent divorcee looking to mingle. interested?does she have a sister?
Yeah it's part of the redevelopment of The Village- we office here now and there's new apartments, restaurants, a hotel, grocery store, fitness center, massive pool, etc. It's pretty cool and brand new. I think they have 8k apartment units here and about 12k residents. Crazy to think an apartment complex is close to the population of my hometown of Scottsbluff.According to the google, that's a 7min drive from my office - probably 15-20 from home. Is that at The Village, or what used to be The Village? I know they've done massive renovations there. My wife used to live there long before we were married.
Ya, the country club pool used to be a major summer party zone back in the day. I'm sure it'll get back to that again.Yeah it's part of the redevelopment of The Village- we office here now and there's new apartments, restaurants, a hotel, grocery store, fitness center, massive pool, etc. It's pretty cool and brand new. I think they have 8k apartment units here and about 12k residents. Crazy to think an apartment complex is close to the population of my hometown of Scottsbluff.
I'll likely need skin graffs20 years' worth of pain?