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Children are the spawn of Satan and under no circumstances is it recommended to have them
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Sign Up Now!Children are the spawn of Satan and under no circumstances is it recommended to have them
Awesome! You can tell most in this thread are weak or need too get bigger balls! Stop acting like bitches you Facebook fucksMy little ones are pretty good swimmers. They can swim through dark and tight places.
I hope they are the best ones in their classI’m headed to swim class right now with my boys. They are 4 and 3 and are both fine with just their instructors now
Exactly this. Every time we go somewhere and have a cart, she has to push it. Might be at .5 mph and in every single direction except straight, as soon as I put my hands on it and straighten it out, she ties to shooo my hands away. Of course I just keep my hands on it every few seconds to make her feel like she's doing it herself.Yeah welcome to 2 years old. Mine has to do everything “BY MYSELF” and will go from being delightful and playful to cranky and whiny on a dime for absolutely no reason.
I’m headed to swim class right now with my boys. They are 4 and 3 and are both fine with just their instructors now
My wife made us take our oldest to a playtime “meet the swim teacher” event at the pool so the kids know the instructors prior to lessons etc etc.
Boys…I was like Indy in the Amazon temple avoiding booby traps cuz 2 of the instructors were stacked and had on the classic one piece red life guard swimsuit and my wife was watching me like a god damn Rottweiler.
But seriously
I have two kids, fyi. They've cranked the troll meter up to a billion.Children are the spawn of Satan and under no circumstances is it recommended to have them
Escape dance as soon as you see a window. I've got a house payment going to the dance studio every month.My oldest daughter (6) had her dance recital this past weekend. Granted, she is only 6, but it was awesome seeing that they put her in the middle of the stage and that she was far and away the strongest dancer. She even told us that her teacher told the other girls that if they forget the next steps to look at what she is doing. The girl worked hard over the last few months, practicing daily. So cool to see her hard work payoff.
It was a little weird though when Sunday rolled around and she said she didn't know what to do anymore because her recital was over. I need to make sure that her identity doesn't get too caught up solely in her accomplishments...
We are pretty fortunate. I know the owner of the studio very well - practically family. We have a VERY reduced payment. In return, my wife is very involved with volunteering at the studio. When I found out what everyone else was paying, I was shocked....Escape dance as soon as you see a window. I've got a house payment going to the dance studio every month.
We're related to the studio owner but no volunteering. Our price is the same as everyone else's. Whoa is me.We are pretty fortunate. I know the owner of the studio very well - practically family. We have a VERY reduced payment. In return, my wife is very involved with volunteering at the studio. When I found out what everyone else was paying, I was shocked....
My daughter starts non parent dance class here in a couple weeks.....Escape dance as soon as you see a window. I've got a house payment going to the dance studio every month.
It's cheap when they're little. Hopefully you can get her out by about 8 or 9 at the latest.My daughter starts non parent dance class here in a couple weeks.....
My daughter starts non parent dance class here in a couple weeks.....
I just have one luckily. Sounds like @huskermack is on a whole other level of competition.
Dance is the devil!!
both my girls joined the hour a week dance thing. After a couple years of that the studio owner said they were good enough to be on the ‘competition’ team…that’s when you run boys….RUN!!!
we paid what amounted to a mortgage per month to that place for three years…FUCK MY LIFE…
I can vouch for this 100%.
Dance is the devil!!
both my girls joined the hour a week dance thing. After a couple years of that the studio owner said they were good enough to be on the ‘competition’ team…that’s when you run boys….RUN!!!
we paid what amounted to a mortgage per month to that place for three years…FUCK MY LIFE…
Dance was huge in Bethel. I felt bad for my buddies that were always having to fly into Anchorage, Arizona, etc and have to sit in an auditorium all day.I can vouch for this 100%.
Edit - and I have two girls on the comp team.
And we live in Alaska. And we travel four or five times a year to compete. And this is the last fucking trip I’m going with.