Let’s talk airline travel: What pisses you off?

[Ext. 55]

just boarding for the trip home…mentioned earlier that I lost my 1K end of the year…

So I’m slumming it in group 1 here and about to step up to board and 2 1K Jack asses come running up in front of everyone spouting out how they are one 1K and cut in front of us all.

Fuck those guys. If you missed your 1K board call, back to group 5 jerk.

God I miss my 1K status…

 

[Ext. 55]

….and lady with dog on the plane that won’t stop barking

 

[Baron Winnebago]

….and lady with dog on the plane that won’t stop barking

Just kill it. No one would care and you can't be prosecuted because you're international waters

 

[Ext. 55]

Just kill it. No one would care and you can't be prosecuted because you're international waters

The ladies face sitting next to her is priceless. If we don’t deplane soon, she may take care of the job for me.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

The ladies face sitting next to her is priceless.

Sounds like a fun flight

 

[Herbie]

I’ve started picking the last row of seats on delta. It’s fkn glorious, never paying for upgraded seats again. 4 flights in a row …. “This is a first class meal and it got damaged do you want it?”
Fuck yeah. I’ll throw that in my gullet. And haven’t had anyone else in my row.

 

[Papa...Football]

Fucking Houston has 4 immigration lanes open for 1000+ people!! Fuck me!

 

[Ext. 55]

Fucking Houston has 4 immigration lanes open for 1000+ people!! Fuck me!

Customs is always a fantastic time!!!

 

[Goskers07]

I'm flying to San Antonio on Thursday and should have never opened this thread. Now I'm seething.

Some bullshit we are dealing with this time: wife thought she ordered our tickets one night but apparently something happened and the payment didn't go through. No big deal. Goes back in the next day, pays for em, golden. But then we realize the fucking we took. Originally, we had layovers in Dallas on the way down and Houston on the way back. So short flights. Those flights apparently sold out in the mean time so we now are flying in by way of some airport in North Carolina and on the way home we fucking detour to Atlanta.

Update: flight to NC got delayed 5 hrs, so they switched us flights due to us missing our connecting flight if we'd have stayed. The flight they switched us to: the original flight through Dallas we wanted to book. Wtf.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Update: flight to NC got delayed 5 hrs, so they switched us flights due to us missing our connecting flight if we'd have stayed. The flight they switched us to: the original flight through Dallas we wanted to book. Wtf.

Jah be praised

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I fly to Vegas next weekend so I’m sure I’ll have more to add by then.

I do need to say, flying with my wife and kids (4 and 2 year old boys) was the most stressful experience of my life. I won’t have much to complain about with just me

 

[Goskers07]

I fly to Vegas next weekend so I’m sure I’ll have more to add by then.

I do need to say, flying with my wife and kids (4 and 2 year old boys) was the most stressful experience of my life. I won’t have much to complain about with just me

Weren't you just there? I swear we were both there just a few months ago but failed to meet up.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Weren't you just there? I swear we were both there just a few months ago but failed to meet up.

Yes back in September! My same buddies want to go again. It’s just a quick two days

 

[Jim14510]

Weren't you just there? I swear we were both there just a few months ago but failed to meet up.

That's what happens when you're the king of a Nebraska message board.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

Jah has blessed us this month with my boss asking me to flying to a conference in Vegas

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I flew this morning but it was pretty uneventful. No new complaints to report

 

[Juro]

I fly to Vegas next weekend so I’m sure I’ll have more to add by then.

I do need to say, flying with my wife and kids (4 and 2 year old boys) was the most stressful experience of my life. I won’t have much to complain about with just me

Flying alone is great! When I’m at an airport, I’m 100 MPH in between drinks.

My fiancé? Fuck no. She needs to go to the bathroom and we’re not allowed to sit at the actual bar if a place (what if she wants shared food).

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I flew this morning but it was pretty uneventful. No new complaints to report

Flying in about 40 minutes. I'll keep you all appraised on the amount of enjoyment I have.

 

[cwessel76]

Flying in about 40 minutes. I'll keep you all appraised on the amount of enjoyment I have.

Bloody Marys help.

 

[Ext. 55]

Flying in about 40 minutes. I'll keep you all appraised on the amount of enjoyment I have.