Humble Brag / One-Up Thread

[CornFed Gregger]

Reminds me when Falls City beat Auburn in football for the first time in 20 years.

I played every snap. I had 40 yards rushing on 5 carries... sounds more impressive than it was tho cuz our RB and QB were both really good so the defense literally DGAF about me on fullback traps or gives cuz they were keying on them.

Ran Maryland I and Power I formation most of the night. It was glorious, gorgeous to see, a real thing of beauty.

RUN THE DAMN BALL


cc: @Huskerbuck85

Our rival the Norseman, ran an offense like that, always had a couple home run hitters/10-11 second 100m sprinters at RB & it was dive, toss/sweep, FB trap & counters all game long.

 

[Jim14510]

I'm not surprised that people working low skill jobs like ditch diggers and accountants don't get it.

Its no ECNC actor of the year.

 

[Daddy]

Don't have much to add to you bad mothers. I used to be able to do a standing box jump in my shit kickers and carhartts into the back of a box/grain truck. Probably 45 inches or so. Played GK in college so I used to be able to do some cool shit with a soccer ball and I probably have better hand eye coordination than just about anybody that reads this.

 

[ChocaEgg]

That's badass.

I drove and was a track commander for one of the old piece of shit APC's back in the early 90's. Many smaller pine trees at Ft. Carson met their early death.

M113?

 

[Daddy]

Live look at me (huge badass) slapping that NERD @Jim14510 for laughing at my bragz

 

[Jim14510]

Live look at me (huge badass) slapping that NERD @Jim14510 for laughing at my bragz

The hand eye coordination got me.

 

[Daddy]

The hand eye coordination got me.

Unfortunately for me that is extremely fair. I refuse to do anything but stand by that however. Bow to me

 

[BIGSTICK67]

M113?

Yes. Noisy and clanky as any piece of machinery ever invented.

 

[Jim14510]

Unfortunately for me that is extremely fair. I refuse to do anything but stand by that however. Bow to me

I bow to no one.

 

[ChocaEgg]

Yes. Noisy and clanky as any piece of machinery ever invented.

Niiiice

 

[Red Dog]

Can you please tell the full story here? I want something to jack off to later.

 

[Jim14510]

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Dissapoint

 

[Huskersballz]

Mine are going to be lame but here we go

At one point was in the Top 50 on the NCAA 14 online leaderboard. Couldn’t get any higher because everyone above me were glitchers.

Only took me 3.5 years to graduate from UNL (always rub this one into my engineer nerd brother who took 4.5 years)

Made out with 4 girls on the same party bus one night.

Once got so drunk at Beaver lake that I capsized a kayak in the middle of the lake and almost got ran over by a pontoon boat

Have a 2.65 like/post ratio on the platinum board (not lame)

 

[Red Dog]

Dissapoint

It’s more depressing than anything else. The magic is best left to the imagination

 

[kenyanfeline]

I banged and dated Sam Schimmel for like 2 months. (Janice Griffith) I love whores.

I played as a fill in guitarist on a bunch of touring metal core bands—- how I met Janice.

I played NAIA soccer. Had one d1 offer to ucf. Had a bunch of d2 offers. college soccer was weird 13 years ago. Top level talent all over the place.

I once fucked two sisters in one day. No shower in between. Because I was a degenerate.

Not sure I can think of anything else at the moment. But I’m sure tons of you guys have done way cooler shit than me. Im boring as fuck now.

Sam Schimmel appears to be a 21 year old Native American climate change/indigenous people activist. With a penis. Because he’s a dude.

Link: Sam Schimmel is a Dude

Edit:

 

[Jim14510]

Sam Schimmel appears to be a 21 year old Native American climate change/indigenous people activist. With a penis. Because he’s a dude.

Link: Sam Schimmel is a Dude

We don't judge on tPB.

 

[Adrian's Grandma]

I once birthed a woman who birthed the greatest Nebraska QB of all time

 

[Cookiemonster]

Sam Schimmel appears to be a 21 year old Native American climate change/indigenous people activist. With a penis. Because he’s a dude.

Link: Sam Schimmel is a Dude

Edit:

😂 i have no idea who the fuck that is.
If you do a quick hub search for Janice Griffith you will be jerking off in no time. Hell I still do. She is an unbearable human to be around though. When we dated she wasn’t as bad but she started going extreme lib. It was gross.

 

[Adrian's Grandma]

😂 i have no idea who the fuck that is.
If you do a quick hub search for Janice Griffith you will be jerking off in no time. Hell I still do. She is an unbearable human to be around though. When we dated she wasn’t as bad but she started going extreme lib. It was gross.

Oh goodness gracious

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

I full blown shit myself in the college cafeteria once