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When she's wrong, she walks into a different room but saying something that I can't make out on the way out but I know it's mean as shit
Things your wife does that drives you bonkers
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Things your wife does that drives you bonkers
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Funniest one I ever got was 'My therapist thinks I'm wrong for being so upset about _____ and starting a huge fight about it. She thinks I should apologize, so this is my apology.'
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I actually just came to the conclusion the other day that mine just doesn’t ever apologize. It could be something where one would be nice, she’ll do whatever she can to avoid those words
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My wifey brings up random things I’ve done or said over the years that have upset her. Sometimes going back up to 15 years ago or more.
I seriously NEVER know what she’s talking about. Her memory is like a vise, but instead of remembering all the fantastic orgasms, she recalls snide comments and moments of being inconsiderate(?).
I seriously NEVER know what she’s talking about. Her memory is like a vise, but instead of remembering all the fantastic orgasms, she recalls snide comments and moments of being inconsiderate(?).
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Just tell her "none she needs to know about...........for now."
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lol I remember after a few times of her doing that, we were getting after it once and right as I got in there, she asked, and I said "well, my dick has been kinda warm all day, oh well" and kept going lol
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Give her the old "it only burns when i pee". She'll love it!
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Whatever you do, DONT wait til it’s in her mouth and tell her you noticed a bump on it, and ask if she can feel it with her tongue. That’s apparently not funny, and if you get regular BJs, don’t expect to for a while after doing that.
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Lol ur wife is constantly running an arms race, amassing nuclear weapons to blitzkreig ur ass at the right moment. U need to start game planning, watching film & taking notes so when she decides to ruin ur day cuz we men find joy in simplicity their gender can never understand or fathom, you’ll be ready trade blows shot for shot.
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My wife and Scott Frost could be besties in the department that both of them suck fat fucking dick at time management.
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When your wife says she’s going out with the girls or to a conference that’s code for meeting up with her trainer from the gym
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What if my wife doesn't go to the gym Tone? Need to know who's plowing her
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Someone is
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No doubt but who?
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I finally trained her to put the toilet paper on the holder correctly. Little steps, big changes coming
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No offense but this sounds rather womanly
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That’s for you to figure out brother. Hire a private investigator
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You're completely ruining the cheating wife/cuck fetish here Tony
