Things your wife does that drives you bonkers

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

You're completely ruining the cheating wife/cuck fetish here Tony

If you guys think your wife isn’t cheating on you, you are naive brother. Just take heed of my info. Accuse her of it

 

[dsbigred1]

If you guys think your wife isn’t cheating on you, you are naive brother. Just take heed of my info. Accuse her of it

As long as they aren’t getting rear access, I wouldn’t mind. Probably be pissed if she were swallowing for him/them, too

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

As long as they aren’t getting rear access, I wouldn’t mind. Probably be pissed if she were swallowing for him/them, too

Lol

 

[hothouse_corn]

Apologies are like BJ's in our house....neither exist.

If you guys think your wife isn’t cheating on you, you are naive brother. Just take heed of my info. Accuse her of it

There is nothing to be lost and everything to be gained in husband/wife relationships by accusing your wife of extra-marital activity.

This only applies if you drive an F-350 or greater, have truck nuts on the hitch receiver or "let's go Brandon" on your F-250 rear windows, or "Fuck Joe and the Hoe" on the back of your F-150.

Represent Fellas. Just take heed of my info. Accuse her of it! Your life will be magical afterward.

Edit: I copied and pasted Tone's shit into this message without giving attribution. Tone totally understands the F-350 to F-150 hierarchy that I mentioned, so that is cool.

 

[Pipe Line]

There is nothing to be lost and everything to be gained in husband/wife relationships by accusing your wife of extra-marital activity.

This only applies if you drive an F-350 or greater, have truck nuts on the hitch receiver or "let's go Brandon" on your F-250 rear windows, or "Fuck Joe and the Hoe" on the back of your F-150.

Represent Fellas. Just take heed of my info. Accuse her of it! Your life will be magical afterward.

Edit: I copied and pasted Tone's shit into this message without giving attribution. Tone totally understands the F-350 to F-150 hierarchy that I mentioned, so that is cool.

A few weeks back on the highway home from work I saw probably a 20ish year old with a lifted f150 with a BLM on the back window. BLM was “Bang Local Moms”. I assumed every car around me found it as funny as I did

 

[HuskerDocCo]

i remember listenin to the radio and seein nancy cry tears when JFK was shot back in 1963. so I took her over to Rudy’s to drink the sorrows away. Well, 4 beers in she starts hem-hawing about how I farm too much. So I stood up and smacked her across the face w / a rolled up newspaper . i pointed at the beers on the table and asked who paid for these? had a few applauses from the bar patrons. Never had any fights since thanks gbr

 

[HuskerDocCo]

 

[Pipe Line]

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I assume based on that picture that you actually pull your implements yourself instead of using a tractor?

 

[Jim14510]

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We've got different blankets now. Problem solved.

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Every..... single...... time

 

[BBTown Bomber]

We've got different blankets now. Problem solved.

Need details on how that works…..

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[Jim14510]

Need details on how that works…..

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You each get a blanket. That's it.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

You each get a blanket. That's it.

King sized bed?

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[Jim14510]

King sized bed?

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Of course

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Every..... single...... time


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Haha drove my wife’s today and it was below 30 miles to empty again. Like clockwork

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Of course

Do you ever meet in the middle where those blankets overlap?? (Likely pretty warm there)

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[Baron Winnebago]

Do you ever meet in the middle where those blankets overlap?? (Likely pretty warm there)

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They meet about 80/20 on account of Jim being so fat he takes up 80% of the bed

 

[Adolph Coors]

King sized bed?

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our sex count went down 10 fold when we went from queen to king

 

[BBTown Bomber]

our sex count went down 10 fold when we went from queen to king

Does wine help? 🍷🍷🍷

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[Huskerbuck85]

I finally trained her to put the toilet paper on the holder correctly. Little steps, big changes coming

My list is 6 miles long but apparently me using her expensive eye liner to write “shut me” on the inside of the baby wipes lid fucked up a few of her days. Well woman, shut the fucking lid so they don’t dry out for the 100th time. No training completed