Things your wife does that drives you bonkers

[God is a Husker]

Sounds like you need one of those tankless water heaters. $$$

A few things I could do to make her happier with the current place but we are planning on moving in a few months and either a) renting this place out, or b) selling it.



She will just have to suffer with an almost brand new water heater for a few more months.

 

[Daddy]

This is a baffling but very effective strategy used by women.

Extremely toxic and unfortunately all too common. I hate women.

 

[Ext. 55]

About blew a gasket today. Wife has a conference to go to this evening. Girls have ball practice, I go and get the kids after school and she asks if I need the diaper bag for our 1 year old. Well, yeah, I do probably. She says okay, I'll bring it to your room, as I had to go and get some stuff before I left today and was in her vehicle. Take the kids with me...waiting....waiting...waiting. Well what the hell, text her, hey, you bringing the bag anytime soon. "Oh, I put in in the back of your truck with his coat and blanket." WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WIFE.

That one thread you can’t contribute to, given your not married. FUCK!

 

[Mustangblood]

We got rid of our SUV, wife wanted a van....🙁👎💩. We got an offer on our vehicle we were pleased with. Put the title in the vehicle the previous evening in preparation for the next day. Wife cleans out said vehicle a little later. I think nothing of it...drive all over the next day looking at vans, find one we like, purchase and head to sell the SUV. Everything checks out, look in the center console for the title...nothing. Um, wife, where's the title..."Oh, I just took everything out of the vehicle last night..."😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡. You gotta be shitting me.

My in-laws think vans are coolest vehicles you can have. I have zero interest in ever getting one

 

[slattimer]

My in-laws think vans are coolest vehicles you can have. I have zero interest in ever getting one

It's pretty convenient with 4 kids...that's about it.

 

[God is a Husker]

Extremely toxic and unfortunately all too common. I hate women.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

It's pretty convenient with 4 kids...that's about it.

Some of the newer minivans have come a long ways in the looks department too. There'd be a handful of em I wouldn't be ashamed to own if I had 3 or more kids

 

[Adolph Coors]

my wife is currently pissed at me because she wanted to leave for work no later than 7:30.

Great, got the kids ready and loaded up 7:22.

Mad because she wanted to leave earlier, says i dont care about her stuff.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

my wife is currently pissed at me because she wanted to leave for work no later than 7:30.

Great, got the kids ready and loaded up 7:22.

Mad because she wanted to leave earlier, says i dont care about her stuff.

It's like damn near every woman possesses this problem at least a few times a year

 

[tman87]

Not to dive too deep into my own mommy issues but if this was the case for me then I would have been FUCKED lol my wife is the complete opposite of my mom and for the for sure better. Let's just say my mom is trying to be very much involved in my daughter's life because she missed a bunch of mine growing up.

I think if someone has a crappy mom growing up, they may be more likely to look for someone with better qualities so as not have to live through that again.

I had a great mom growing up, but I still have done poorly in choosing a woman who can hold a candle to her. Have had 3 long term, serious relationships in my life, and all 3 women have the same basic issues and background. All 3 from this shithole town (Butte, MT) where the society is entirely fucked up. Worst thing I ever did was meet my first wife in college, as she was from here and why I eventually moved to Butte. Too many fucked up women like that in this town, way, way more of them here than in Nebraska, I can tell you that.

But that is not enough excuse - I still choose poorly 3 times on the kind of woman I ended up with. I am a fixer, women who need fixing look for fixers. A fixers life sucks, though. Never a balanced relationship.

I will say having "crazy" for a woman can be kind of fun in a way though. Especially early on, as they are great in bed. But then the real issues start to become apparent and it's not so fun anymore.

 

[God is a Husker]

I will say having "crazy" for a woman can be kind of fun in a way though. Especially early on, as they are great in bed. But then the real issues start to become apparent and it's not so fun anymore.

 

[Pipe Line]

I think if someone has a crappy mom growing up, they may be more likely to look for someone with better qualities so as not have to live through that again.

I had a great mom growing up, but I still have done poorly in choosing a woman who can hold a candle to her. Have had 3 long term, serious relationships in my life, and all 3 women have the same basic issues and background. All 3 from this shithole town (Butte, MT) where the society is entirely fucked up. Worst thing I ever did was meet my first wife in college, as she was from here and why I eventually moved to Butte. Too many fucked up women like that in this town, way, way more of them here than in Nebraska, I can tell you that.

But that is not enough excuse - I still choose poorly 3 times on the kind of woman I ended up with. I am a fixer, women who need fixing look for fixers. A fixers life sucks, though. Never a balanced relationship.

I will say having "crazy" for a woman can be kind of fun in a way though. Especially early on, as they are great in bed. But then the real issues start to become apparent and it's not so fun anymore.

Not sure if I did it on purpose or not, but my wife is essentially the opposite of my mom, in a very good way. It makes me better, although drives me insane because it honestly makes me have to better myself, and that's uncomfortable with things I've always hated doing. But I'm better because of it. My first real hard break up as an adult was kind of like yours, crazy girl when I was 22 that was basically a month long sex fest. It was awesome honestly lol but ended up horribly and fucked me up pretty good mentally for about 2 years. She essentially lied about who she was during the probably 4ish months that we spent a lot of time together. I legitimately thought there was a future with her but it ended abruptly and horribly and all signs pointed to her cheating on me with her recent ex but I don't have any concrete evidence to show it. I was basically a few months long rebound and that was it. Took me a good while to get over her and then I essentially said fuck it, became that "asshole" to women, and chased any ass over a 7 at bars for about 2 years. Worked great.

Me and my wife are essentially opposites, but opposites attract. In simple terms, I help her have fun and come out of her shell, and she keeps me grounded and out of trouble. Also keeps me responsible. At my core, I prefer to live on the edge of life and take chances and really just live. I'm an adrenaline junkie and she is definitely not. Drives me insane sometimes, but I know it's for the best. That's changed some as I've gotten older, but there's nothing like the adrenaline pump.


My ex was crazy and she was great in bed. But those issues arose and they were evident a lot faster than I hoped they'd be. The story of her dumping me is pathetic on my end so I won't share that lol

 

[Adolph Coors]

My ex was crazy and she was great in bed. But those issues arose and they were evident a lot faster than I hoped they'd be. The story of her dumping me is pathetic on my end so I won't share that lol

ill give you 25 likes for the story

 

[Pipe Line]

ill give you 25 likes for the story

Longer version:

So the whole deal happened over the weekend. On that Friday afternoon/night, she and her sister and mom went out to their family cabin with friends/family friends. I didn't get a text/call or anything the entire afternoon. I wasn't even invited. We were still together. Thought that was odd, but figured it was a family thing so whatever. I sent a couple texts, nothing crazy, but no response. Next morning, pretty early, I get the "can I pick you up today so we can go for a drive and talk?" Looking back now, 1. Don't let your girlfriend pick you up, pick her up to go hangout. 2. "so we can talk" is never good.


To the car ride, lasts about an hour. Essentially says she's breaking up with me because this was a rebound and she wants to get back with her ex. Word for word, Ill never forget it, said "I'm not okay with never seeing (ex boyfriend) again. I can be okay never seeing you again." Basically the entire time I plead my case to not let this end and that if she goes through with this, then it's over for good. Like I looked like a little pussy ass bitch. Bad. We drive around for a total of like an hour, she drops me back off at my house, I watch her drive away, done.


I spend probably the next 6ish months chasing her around, god knows why, hoping I could win her back somehow. There was a point in time where I did get wind that she did wanna get back together, so I saw her at a frequent, pulled her aside and talked to her for a few minutes, and she said the rumor was only half true in that she was breaking up with her boyfriend again but didn't want to get back with me. Somehow, that ended up being my closure, I said fuck everything, and went on my shenanigans for the next 2 years until my now wife got me to settle down. We had dated in high school for quite a while so she knows my buttons to push.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Longer version:

So the whole deal happened over the weekend. On that Friday afternoon/night, she and her sister and mom went out to their family cabin with friends/family friends. I didn't get a text/call or anything the entire afternoon. I wasn't even invited. We were still together. Thought that was odd, but figured it was a family thing so whatever. I sent a couple texts, nothing crazy, but no response. Next morning, pretty early, I get the "can I pick you up today so we can go for a drive and talk?" Looking back now, 1. Don't let your girlfriend pick you up, pick her up to go hangout. 2. "so we can talk" is never good.


To the car ride, lasts about an hour. Essentially says she's breaking up with me because this was a rebound and she wants to get back with her ex. Word for word, Ill never forget it, said "I'm not okay with never seeing (ex boyfriend) again. I can be okay never seeing you again." Basically the entire time I plead my case to not let this end and that if she goes through with this, then it's over for good. Like I looked like a little pussy ass bitch. Bad. We drive around for a total of like an hour, she drops me back off at my house, I watch her drive away, done.


I spend probably the next 6ish months chasing her around, god knows why, hoping I could win her back somehow. There was a point in time where I did get wind that she did wanna get back together, so I saw her at a frequent, pulled her aside and talked to her for a few minutes, and she said the rumor was only half true in that she was breaking up with her boyfriend again but didn't want to get back with me. Somehow, that ended up being my closure, I said fuck everything, and went on my shenanigans for the next 2 years until my now wife got me to settle down. We had dated in high school for quite a while so she knows my buttons to push.

so she was really hot

 

[Pipe Line]

so she was really hot

Yep. Went to a movie with her one evening, fingered the shit out of her in the back seat of my truck before the movie, was late to it, sat up in the corner of the theatre with everyone else below by quite a few rows, and she ended dry humping me during the movie for like 5 minutes or so. Said we couldn't have sex in the theatre because of the few people in there, which was understandable. But still, yeah, hot as shit. Admittedly, looking back, don't know how I pulled it off.

 

[dsbigred1]

Yep. Went to a movie with her one evening, fingered the shit out of her in the back seat of my truck before the movie, was late to it, sat up in the corner of the theatre with everyone else below by quite a few rows, and she ended dry humping me during the movie for like 5 minutes or so. Said we couldn't have sex in the theatre because of the few people in there, which was understandable. But still, yeah, hot as shit. Admittedly, looking back, don't know how I pulled it off.

I love finger-banging stories! Remind me of being a freshman, and like every girl dying to have a dude’s dirty fingers awkwardly thrust into their snatch.
The dry-humping part really caps this story off! LOVE IT!
PS- the theater is an oddly erotic place. It’s typically pretty nasty, but if the arms of the chairs fold up, it’s a great place to get some action.

 

[Pipe Line]

I love finger-banging stories! Remind me of being a freshman, and like every girl dying to have a dude’s dirty fingers awkwardly thrust into their snatch.
The dry-humping part really caps this story off! LOVE IT!
PS- the theater is an oddly erotic place. It’s typically pretty nasty, but if the arms of the chairs fold up, it’s a great place to get some action.

Oh yeah, I rubbed on that snatch a little more, outside the pants, during the movie.


I lived with my dad at the time and one night while he was sleeping, she wanted it from behind in the basement. There's a pole down there, that has since been covered by drywall, but she wanted to hang on to it and take it doggy. Of course I did it. Didn't give it my all though as I was horrified I was going to wake him up if she was too loud. Looking back, should have taken the chance and let it rip.


We got after it once at her house, she lived with her mom at the time, and we were watching a movie and one thing to another and she ended up on top and bouncing on me like a pogo stick, very clearly audibly bed springs bouncing with her mom right outside in the living room. No cares, good moaning. Came pretty fast cause of intensity honestly but it was awesome.

 

[jaihawk]

I'm fairly sure that my wife, and all women in general, has a bit of bi-polar to her... She has been begging and begging for us to put a pool in.

So I've got the pool part lined up, but need to figure out the landscaping/decking around the pool. She tells me that she wants to be a part of this process, as she "wants it to look nice" which we all know is code for, "I want to make this shit as expensive as possible because every influencer I follow on social media has a pool that looks like it was paid for by a Saudi Prince".

So I contact a landscaper that I've heard good things about in regards to his work around pools and ask when he might be available to come out to work something up for us. He responds saying that he's available Monday through Friday and to let him know. I tell the wife this and ask what day may work better for her. She goes into this tirade that "Doesn't he know that people work during the week? Why in the hell doesn't he try to meet with people on the weekends? etc...". It takes every bit of restraint in my body to not respond by saying, "Don't you only take appointments during the week? Don't you know that people work during the week?". But I don't... Thankfully he was able to set a meeting at 6 p.m. but my goodness... You've got no problem taking time out of your day to go shopping or meet friends for lunch, but this, which you want, is over the top???

 

[dsbigred1]

Oh yeah, I rubbed on that snatch a little more, outside the pants, during the movie.


I lived with my dad at the time and one night while he was sleeping, she wanted it from behind in the basement. There's a pole down there, that has since been covered by drywall, but she wanted to hang on to it and take it doggy. Of course I did it. Didn't give it my all though as I was horrified I was going to wake him up if she was too loud. Looking back, should have taken the chance and let it rip.


We got after it once at her house, she lived with her mom at the time, and we were watching a movie and one thing to another and she ended up on top and bouncing on me like a pogo stick, very clearly audibly bed springs bouncing with her mom right outside in the living room. No cares, good moaning. Came pretty fast cause of intensity honestly but it was awesome.

Hehe!
Girl I dated for a couple years was on the far end of the crazy and hot scale. We got back to her parents place about 11 and all is quiet, so we start some reverse cowgirl on the couch in the living room. Her mom comes out, so we just throw a blank over her lap. Well, mom proceeds to sit on the live seat and starts up a conversation. During that nearly 15 minute chat, her brother comes home and sits in the chair opposite us, and figured things out, while mom is none the wiser. Of course, he is trying to fuck with us and making vague comments, but her mom wasn’t picking up on it, and went back to bed. He went downstairs shortly after, and we laughed for a minute and then finished what we’d started right there.