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Random Weird Things That Feel Good

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I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?
 
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I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?
Shits that make you feel like you lost 50 pounds of press.

Pissing after holding it for a 8 hour car ride
 
I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?
Total relief.

 
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I was starting to get congested yesterday, then I coughed hard, and up out of my throat came some huge pale yellow ball of phlegm that looked like mutant tapioca when I horked it out into a trash can.

A while later, sneezed, and shot a giant yellow string of thick snot out my nose that whipped through the air like a bolo weapon & embedded itself in the carpet several feet away.

Both times, immense & immediate refreshment.

What else ya got?
Damn.. what did the bar sluts infect you with bro?
 
Not sure if I told this story yet. On the way back from the game in KC we stopped at Debbie's Diner in St Joe's. Not sure ive ever had a stronger no recommendation.

There was a guy sitting next to us coughing up what opee described except it was out of a hole in his neck.

As I was paying the cook yelled at the waitress to get the ham salad back from the customer because of "this" with his fingers pinched together holding something small i couldn't see. She ran to the table yelling "Don't eat that!".
 
Shits that make you feel like you lost 50 pounds of press.

Pissing after holding it for a 8 hour car ride
My Freshman year of high school, one of our first baseball practices. Had to pee shortly after starting practice, so much going on as a Freshman that I just held it, as I didn't want to miss any reps of anything. Think I ended up holding it for probably 2 and a half hours total through multiple water breaks. Got back into the locker room to change before heading home, I think I peed for probably 3-4 straight minutes. I'll never forget it.
 
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