Outdoors thread

[Huskerbuck85]

I can’t go outside for five minutes without sneezing like crazy or hacking up a lung fuck this outdoor shit this time of year.

I am not a summer guy either. Give me fall/winter

 

[God is a Husker]

@MtnHusker look at this Missouri mansion


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10452-White-Rd-Windsor-MO-65360/2064293231_zpid/




Full disclosure: I found the above “house” while looking at this property that my wife wants me to call about on Monday. I’d only buy this 1 if I can buy more land with it cuz it only comes with 3ac.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1011-SE-750th-Rd-Windsor-MO-65360/2066516918_zpid/

 

[MtnHusker]

@MtnHusker look at this Missouri mansion


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10452-White-Rd-Windsor-MO-65360/2064293231_zpid/

That's mighty purdy. We call that some serious Ozark Engineering. You should see some of the fucked up stuff I have seen in some of these remote areas. Some day we are going to write a book on it.

 

[God is a Husker]

Dad wants to know if he can shoot this.


God damnit my Dad has been retired for 6 months and he is gonna end up in jail before his year retirement anniversary.

@MtnHusker Ozark Problemz

 

[MtnHusker]

Dad wants to know if he can shoot this.


God damnit my Dad has been retired for 6 months and he is gonna end up in jail before his year retirement anniversary.

@MtnHusker Ozark Problemz

Them big ass birds is pooping machines. They love covering my dock. Get him a Blow Dart Gun or an Air Rifle and some Camouflage. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it does it make a noise?

 

[God is a Husker]

Gentlemen, I have signed a purchase agreement for 40 acres of ground in Missour’ah.

14 of grass (fescue and big bluestem ice cream grass)

26 of timber (apparently 12+ walnut trees that draw in lots of wildlife the years the trees actually produce)


It’s only 1 mile from my parents so I know the area is just full of Turkey and Whitetail.


Bonus: there is a chance I can buy more adjoining ground cuz the neighbor to the west is an old farmer and likes me compared to all these damn retired city slickers moving to the Ozarks.



@MtnHusker you’re now talking to a Benton County landowner yeeeee haaaaaaw SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

[Kaladin]

Gentlemen, I have signed a purchase agreement for 40 acres of ground in Missour’ah.

14 of grass (fescue and big bluestem ice cream grass)

26 of timber (apparently 12+ walnut trees that draw in lots of wildlife the years the trees actually produce)


It’s only 1 mile from my parents so I know the area is just full of Turkey and Whitetail.


Bonus: there is a chance I can buy more adjoining ground cuz the neighbor to the west is an old farmer and likes me compared to all these damn retired city slickers moving to the Ozarks.



@MtnHusker you’re now talking to a Benton County landowner yeeeee haaaaaaw SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

You’re a land baron now

 

[God is a Husker]

You’re a land baron now

I got 52 acres total (12 in Northwest Kansas, 40 in west central MO)


I’m basically Ted Turner.


PS: all thanks to Swimtown and my Bellevue investment that was ~350% ROI.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Gentlemen, I have signed a purchase agreement for 40 acres of ground in Missour’ah.

14 of grass (fescue and big bluestem ice cream grass)

26 of timber (apparently 12+ walnut trees that draw in lots of wildlife the years the trees actually produce)


It’s only 1 mile from my parents so I know the area is just full of Turkey and Whitetail.


Bonus: there is a chance I can buy more adjoining ground cuz the neighbor to the west is an old farmer and likes me compared to all these damn retired city slickers moving to the Ozarks.



@MtnHusker you’re now talking to a Benton County landowner yeeeee haaaaaaw SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

We call those city slickers “acreage rats”!

What’s your plan with the land? Build a stabin cabin for you and the ole lady, hunt it or just a place to pick up walnuts?

 

[God is a Husker]

We call those city slickers “acreage rats”!

What’s your plan with the land? Build a stabin cabin for you and the ole lady, hunt it or just a place to pick up walnuts?

It’s got a spot already leveled and ready to build with electric.

Property also has 3 wells dug and with pumps on ready to roll.


Plan is to build a steel frame machine shed first and have a bathroom inside of it. Once that is up build a house and then keep building the dream property up.



There is a natural spring in a corner of the property that an engineer says I can use to build a pond.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

It’s got a spot already leveled and ready to build with electric.

Property also has 3 wells dug and with pumps on ready to roll.


Plan is to build a steel frame machine shed first and have a bathroom inside of it. Once that is up build a house and then keep building the dream property up.



There is a natural spring in a corner of the property that an engineer says I can use to build a pond.

Sounds pretty awesome man!

 

[Black Dean]

Perhaps we can get a mod to pin this thread to the top of the page. I know a lot of you guys are outdoorsy folks so I figure maybe this thread would be a good dumping ground for fish pictures, hiking pictures, etc.

I had a tinderella simp dump me because I wasn’t outdoorsy

 

[God is a Husker]

I had a tinderella simp dump me because I wasn’t outdoorsy

Republican girls are ruthless like that.

Great in bed tho

 

[Black Dean]

Republican girls are ruthless like that.

Great in bed tho

Yeah I even went on 3 dates with this broad

 

[God is a Husker]

Yeah I even went on 3 dates with this broad

Stop teasing us and tell us about her boobs.

 

[BushAK]

I had a tinderella simp dump me because I wasn’t outdoorsy

I don’t think you can date at all up here if you aren’t outdoorsy.

 

[Black Dean]

Stop teasing us and tell us about her boobs.

Cs and nice.

 

[Black Dean]

I don’t think you can date at all up here if you aren’t outdoorsy.

Omaha chicks are different, she was from some bum fuck western Nebraska town

 

[BushAK]

Omaha chicks are different, she was from some bum fuck western Nebraska town

I remember going over to East Campus to eat dinner once a week just to see how they live. I don’t remember the brand jeans they all wore but the Alaska equivalent is Carhart.

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Yeah I even went on 3 dates with this broad

Maybe it was b/c you’re black and dean. Racist bitch hates fat guys