Nastiest chick you've ever banged...?

[Cash68847]

I was at a 2 day Calcutta golf tournament in Norton, KS this past Labor Day weekend. There was a bisexual girl, shorter hair than mine, with a smoking hot ass but only a 5 on the looks and titties. We ended up playing some pool between my golf team and the prowess of gals in her group. Needless to say we hit it off in the middle pocket, in a neighborhood yard a few blocks away as she was walking me back to our motel. Heard she got fired the next Monday from that bar, because she was caught getting fingered by me on camera at the pool table!

That surprises they wouldn’t let that slide in Norton Kansas.

 

[God is a Husker]

I was at a 2 day Calcutta golf tournament in Norton, KS this past Labor Day weekend. There was a bisexual girl, shorter hair than mine, with a smoking hot ass but only a 5 on the looks and titties. We ended up playing some pool between my golf team and the prowess of gals in her group. Needless to say we hit it off in the middle pocket, in a neighborhood yard a few blocks away as she was walking me back to our motel. Heard she got fired the next Monday from that bar, because she was caught getting fingered by me on camera at the pool table!

That surprises they wouldn’t let that slide in Norton Kansas.

last summer a women got arrested in Oberlin cuz she was giving $20 blowjobs in the bathroom at the truck stop


Not bad looking either, like I’d go as far to say she was a solid 6… meth remains undefeated tho.




(Big day for NWKS on the board, we haven’t got this much attention since the tornado hit Selden @Woodrow F Call )

 

[Red Dog]

I’ve legitimately only told a couple friends about this due to shame but fuck it. I always get way too fucked up from homemade mixed drinks and on this Friday night I decided to get shithoused and play some video games. There was this tinder chick with massive tits that I knew was a porker so I had kept her on the line but never met her. My drunk ass decided now was the time to summon her so I Uber her over. She tells me her guy friend is coming as well, I didn’t give a fuck because I had only one thing on my mind and it was those big cans.

They arrive and hooo boy she was a couple years removed from her photos. Tits were even bigger tho so in my stupor I thought why not. Her friend was non-binary and kept insisting on being referred to as they, and I kept fucking up and calling them him and he was getting all bitchy. I start to move her to my bedroom to get this hogging session started and she says that the dude likes to watch. I had already dropped $40 bucks to Uber her fat ass there so I said I didn’t give a shit and saddled her up and went to town.

I don’t really remember how long he was in there but he kept popping in and out, and was jerking it with his hand down his pants like some pedo outside a playground. Eventually I remember shutting the door on him cause even my near blackout self was getting the major creeps. Once I finished I immediately called her an Uber, told her to get the hell out and passed out naked on the floor.

My dumb ass hit this chick raw but thank god I came out clean. In the morning my roommate was pissed cause this bitch ended up eating half of his leftover enchiladas before she left. 3/10 would not recommend.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I’ve legitimately only told a couple friends about this due to shame but fuck it. I always get way too fucked up from homemade mixed drinks and on this Friday night I decided to get shithoused and play some video games. There was this tinder chick with massive tits that I knew was a porker so I had kept her on the line but never met her. My drunk ass decided now was the time to summon her so I Uber her over. She tells me her guy friend is coming as well, I didn’t give a fuck because I had only one thing on my mind and it was those big cans.

They arrive and hooo boy she was a couple years removed from her photos. Tits were even bigger tho so in my stupor I thought why not. Her friend was non-binary and kept insisting on being referred to as they, and I kept fucking up and calling them him and he was getting all bitchy. I start to move her to my bedroom to get this hogging session started and she says that the dude likes to watch. I had already dropped $40 bucks to Uber her fat ass there so I said I didn’t give a shit and saddled her up and went to town.

I don’t really remember how long he was in there but he kept popping in and out, and was jerking it with his hand down his pants like some pedo outside a playground. Eventually I remember shutting the door on him cause even my near blackout self was getting the major creeps. Once I finished I immediately called her an Uber, told her to get the hell out and passed out naked on the floor.

My dumb ass hit this chick raw but thank god I came out clean. In the morning my roommate was pissed cause this bitch ended up eating half of his leftover enchiladas before she left. 3/10 would not recommend.

The non-binary they cuck definitely took this story to another level

 

[Ripping Lips]

Even though this thread is about the nastiest girls we've did. I'll add to probably one of the nastiest things I ever did to a kind of nasty girl. It was my 27th Birthday and got my finalized divorced papers from my 1st wife, so my buddy Tater and I decided to hit up In Cahoots that night. I was mostly taking it easy that night playing pool and drinking Coors Light. While playing pool, this little girl walked up to and stated that she heard rumors about me. Come to find out, this girl was on the same boat that I was on, but I never talked to her because she was a big girl and we called her "Snackwell". After I left the boat, I guess she got one of those weight loss surgeries and she was still on the boat with my x wife.

As the night went along, she goes on and asks if the rumors about me are true or not about all of the girls who gave me blow jobs so they didn't have to clean spaces for being on restriction and having extra duty. My buddy Tater is striking out and is ready to head back to my place and asked Snackwell if she wanted to come back to my apartment, and she agreed. On the cab ride home, things got crazy in the back seat and Snackwell started blowing me and my buddy Tater. Once we got inside, we started tag teaming this poor girl, but I was starting to lose interest in her because her skin felt weird from losing all of her weight. She decided to get on top and ride me and my buddy Tater wanted to DP her. I thought my buddy was going to put it in her back door, but nope, we started sword fighting in hole #1. Even though Snackwell started squealing in pain at first, she did start to enjoy it after a bit and gave her the dicking down of her life. The next morning, I gave her a ride home and an ice bag since we beat up her guts. Even though Tater and I have tag teamed and swapped girls before, we agreed to never do that again. I miss being young, single, and living in San Diego.

 

[Cash68847]

last summer a women got arrested in Oberlin cuz she was giving $20 blowjobs in the bathroom at the truck stop


Not bad looking either, like I’d go as far to say she was a solid 6… meth remains undefeated tho.




(Big day for NWKS on the board, we haven’t got this much attention since the tornado hit Selden @Woodrow F Call )

I saw a map of the most meth usage per capita in America a few years ago and it was the area around McCook and NW Kansas.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Even though this thread is about the nastiest girls we've did. I'll add to probably one of the nastiest things I ever did to a kind of nasty girl. It was my 27th Birthday and got my finalized divorced papers from my 1st wife, so my buddy Tater and I decided to hit up In Cahoots that night. I was mostly taking it easy that night playing pool and drinking Coors Light. While playing pool, this little girl walked up to and stated that she heard rumors about me. Come to find out, this girl was on the same boat that I was on, but I never talked to her because she was a big girl and we called her "Snackwell". After I left the boat, I guess she got one of those weight loss surgeries and she was still on the boat with my x wife.

As the night went along, she goes on and asks if the rumors about me are true or not about all of the girls who gave me blow jobs so they didn't have to clean spaces for being on restriction and having extra duty. My buddy Tater is striking out and is ready to head back to my place and asked Snackwell if she wanted to come back to my apartment, and she agreed. On the cab ride home, things got crazy in the back seat and Snackwell started blowing me and my buddy Tater. Once we got inside, we started tag teaming this poor girl, but I was starting to lose interest in her because her skin felt weird from losing all of her weight. She decided to get on top and ride me and my buddy Tater wanted to DP her. I thought my buddy was going to put it in her back door, but nope, we started sword fighting in hole #1. Even though Snackwell started squealing in pain at first, she did start to enjoy it after a bit and gave her the dicking down of her life. The next morning, I gave her a ride home and an ice bag since we beat up her guts. Even though Tater and I have tag teamed and swapped girls before, we agreed to never do that again. I miss being young, single, and living in San Diego.

Hey as long as the balls didn’t touch

 

[Ripping Lips]

Hey as long as the balls didn’t touch

You obviously haven't heard of the Golden Rule.

 

[God is a Husker]

I saw a map of the most meth usage per capita in America a few years ago and it was the area around McCook and NW Kansas.

We like being thin and working 100 hours a week.


Jeez, sorry for stimulating the economy in this trying time

 

[CornFed Gregger]

After college my buddy threw a lame Halloween party cuz he lived too far from downtown so there was hardly any single chicks. There’s one decent bar that a couple guys head to & they bring back 2 sloots, one has fake tits & the other is a chunky 4.5. I basically have fake tits in the bag but it was still early so I thought I could save it for later. I go take a piss, only to see my buddy getting blown by 4.5 just outside the bathroom so I have to go all the way outside.

When I get back, I find out fake tits was taken by the hand without one word & is now fucking some dude in the closet. I go back outside pissed off & 4.5 is now standing there smoking so I figured wth & take her up a stairway that isn’t used due to the elevator, we go up flight or 2 & start fucking there. She starts crying out RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE & after awhile someone yells stfu so she puts a stop to it before I can even blow my load. Next morning I tell my buddy & at that point I had no shame whatsoever until he asks if I kissed her. Goddammit that night was fucking lame.

 

[God is a Husker]

 

[slattimer]

Back in college I used to work at Famous Dave's, and if you've ever worked at a place like that, it's basically, work and party with your co-workers type deal. Buddy and I out on the prowl for pussy always had some code words if some sloots we were trying to bang were trolls, etc so one could tell the other to abort. A chick at work, we called her crazy pants, had a chick she wanted to hook me up, sure, why the fuck not, she said she had big rocking tits...and who doesn't like big rocking tits. So one weekend we go out and party and she introduces me, and I immediately here from my buddy, "did the Royals win today." She wasn't terrible, taller, a little hefty, her tits were huge though, but she had a gigantic ass nose and a deep ass voice that creeped me the fuck out, and I wasn't hammered. We eventually leave, and my buddy yells at crazy pants.

Fast Forward a few weeks later, and I am shit housed at our house while having a house party, and crazy pants shows up with deep-voiced Amy. She asks if I want to head back to her place, could not resist the titays. On the walk over, we stop by a pizza place, and she buys a pizza, eat a bit, head back to her place. After that, it was just a blur of big fat tits flopping around, and really deep voiced "Oh's, and That's Deep." Finish, get up, put my close on and start my trek home, but on my way out, I stopped dead in my tracks, grabbed the pizza, and got go the fuck out of there. As I'm exiting the apartment complex, I hear her deep ass voice yelling about stealing the pizza. Doesn't matter had sex

 

[slattimer]

Continuing on, crazy pants has a new chick she wants to hook me up with. Another taller, heftier gal, but this girl has no tits, was disappointing. Moderately cute, super wide, child birth hips, and a big ole fat ass. Same basic scenario, went on a pub crawl with on my classes and am downtown, and I run into her, absolutely wrecked, we go back to her place and I basically rear admiral her all over her apartment, running her into shit. She had fucking cats too. Had to kick one away during the rear admiral. But she was a scratcher and tore the fuck out of my back up. Afterwards I got the fuck out of there so fast, I just put on my jeans, stuffed my underwear into my jeans, grabbed my shirt and got the fuck out of there. I get back to my apartment, and my cousin and crazy pants are in the kitchen cooking drunk breakfast. Cousin looks at me and says holy fuck, it looks like you got attacked by a wolverine.

 

[slattimer]

Speaking of my cousin, we were in the parking lot of our apartment complex getting bombed, and some weirdo, methy looking chick that lived across the street comes over wanting to bum cigarettes. After a night of drinking, come to find out my cousin took her to pound town and saw him throwing his sheets away, bloody as hell. Dude, what the fuck happened. He said he banged that chick last night and she liked it rough, she told him to beat her head into the headboard, so he did, and she cut her forehead open. He said she bled so much it looked like he sacrificed a goat in his bed.

 

[Jim14510]

I was at a 2 day Calcutta golf tournament in Norton, KS this past Labor Day weekend. There was a bisexual girl, shorter hair than mine, with a smoking hot ass but only a 5 on the looks and titties. We ended up playing some pool between my golf team and the prowess of gals in her group. Needless to say we hit it off in the middle pocket, in a neighborhood yard a few blocks away as she was walking me back to our motel. Heard she got fired the next Monday from that bar, because she was caught getting fingered by me on camera at the pool table!

Job wrecker

 

[Jim14510]

You obviously haven't heard of the Golden Rule.

Those are some of the best SNL skits of all time.

 

[Steveweiser316]

I was at a 2 day Calcutta golf tournament in Norton, KS this past Labor Day weekend. There was a bisexual girl, shorter hair than mine, with a smoking hot ass but only a 5 on the looks and titties. We ended up playing some pool between my golf team and the prowess of gals in her group. Needless to say we hit it off in the middle pocket, in a neighborhood yard a few blocks away as she was walking me back to our motel. Heard she got fired the next Monday from that bar, because she was caught getting fingered by me on camera at the pool table!

Did you make your buddies smell your fingers afterward?

 

[Steveweiser316]

I’ve legitimately only told a couple friends about this due to shame but fuck it. I always get way too fucked up from homemade mixed drinks and on this Friday night I decided to get shithoused and play some video games. There was this tinder chick with massive tits that I knew was a porker so I had kept her on the line but never met her. My drunk ass decided now was the time to summon her so I Uber her over. She tells me her guy friend is coming as well, I didn’t give a fuck because I had only one thing on my mind and it was those big cans.

They arrive and hooo boy she was a couple years removed from her photos. Tits were even bigger tho so in my stupor I thought why not. Her friend was non-binary and kept insisting on being referred to as they, and I kept fucking up and calling them him and he was getting all bitchy. I start to move her to my bedroom to get this hogging session started and she says that the dude likes to watch. I had already dropped $40 bucks to Uber her fat ass there so I said I didn’t give a shit and saddled her up and went to town.

I don’t really remember how long he was in there but he kept popping in and out, and was jerking it with his hand down his pants like some pedo outside a playground. Eventually I remember shutting the door on him cause even my near blackout self was getting the major creeps. Once I finished I immediately called her an Uber, told her to get the hell out and passed out naked on the floor.

My dumb ass hit this chick raw but thank god I came out clean. In the morning my roommate was pissed cause this bitch ended up eating half of his leftover enchiladas before she left. 3/10 would not recommend.

Well did “They” come or what?

 

[jw3]

Jesus some of you need help

 

[Daddy]

When I was 22 and fresh off my first engagement ending, me and a buddy went to the bars. We invited basically everyone over to my house because fuck it why not.

I had drank so much that day that when I got to my house I went to lay down a bit, I got naked and puked All over myself and my bed and fell asleep.


About 20-30 mins later some 4/10 skinny but huge tittied chick woke me up and asked if she can cuddle because she was drunk. I said sure. Well next thing I know she is blowing my puke covered self. I ended up plowing her for what felt like hours and forgot to pull out. She squirted so damn much I had to throw my sheets away because I couldn’t get the stink out. Luckily she was gone the next day. Only ever saw her once years later and i just imagine her sucking my puke covered dick.

My man, I have a feeling the stank is from you puking all over your sheets hahah