Nastiest chick you've ever banged...?

[Black5hirt]

My next, covid has been rough. Slump needs busting. 😬

 

[klrgumby]

When I was with Arizona we have a whale award. I won a couple times. Doesn’t matter had sex.

 

[dsbigred1]

Banged my buddy’s sister simply because I needed a place to stay one night. Had to tell him it happened, and thought he may be pissed. He was more shocked and appalled that I would nail her. His exact response was, “oh shit! Dude, what the hell?! You’re better than that..”
Every now and then he randomly asks me what the hell I was thinking when I banged his sister. It’s usually around the holidays when he has to spend time around her.

 

[Jim14510]

Banged my buddy’s sister simply because I needed a place to stay one night. Had to tell him it happened, and thought he may be pissed. He was more shocked and appalled that I would nail her. His exact response was, “oh shit! Dude, what the hell?! You’re better than that..”
Every now and then he randomly asks me what the hell I was thinking when I banged his sister. It’s usually around the holidays when he has to spend time around her.

Did you have your wedding?

 

[Ext. 55]

Listen, I wasn’t proud of those days...but some of them just needed a good night of circus acts.

 

[Fargo Husker]

When I was with Arizona we have a whale award. I won a couple times. Doesn’t matter had sex.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

I’ve got a few good slump busters in my past but my favorite story was on a cruise with a couple friends and one buddies parents when we were like 19.

Buddy gets drunk as shit on snuck in 99 bananas. He hits on this chick that even being shit faced myself I could tell was a little slow, he takes her to plow town and then sneaks out of her room.

We’re riding down to brunch on the elevator the next morning with his parents, elevator door opens, the girl walks in - looks at my buddy and gives him a big hug and says how great the night before was.

The girl was clearly mentally disabled, gets off the elevator and says “Hope we can do that again tonight” all with my buddies mom standing right next to him.

As soon as the elevator door closes, his mom says “Please tell me you didn’t have sex with a retarded (I hate that word but it’s essential to the story) girl last night”... My buddy just stone-faced said “She’s going to remember that night for the rest of her life mom”.

I still laugh out loud randomly at times when that elevator ride pops up in my memory.

 

[thE kErnEl]

Define nasty, please.

 

[BushAK]

Well I've spent 11 years living in Bush, Alaska...standards will never be lower.

 

[Jim14510]

I’ve got a few good slump busters in my past but my favorite story was on a cruise with a couple friends and one buddies parents when we were like 19.

Buddy gets drunk as shit on snuck in 99 bananas. He hits on this chick that even being shit faced myself I could tell was a little slow, he takes her to plow town and then sneaks out of her room.

We’re riding down to brunch on the elevator the next morning with his parents, elevator door opens, the girl walks in - looks at my buddy and gives him a big hug and says how great the night before was.

The girl was clearly mentally disabled, gets off the elevator and says “Hope we can do that again tonight” all with my buddies mom standing right next to him.

As soon as the elevator door closes, his mom says “Please tell me you didn’t have sex with a retarded (I hate that word but it’s essential to the story) girl last night”... My buddy just stone-faced said “She’s going to remember that night for the rest of her life mom”.

I still laugh out loud randomly at times when that elevator ride pops up in my memory.

That is not how I expected the story to end but that was fantastic.

 

[Huskersballz]

Back in my Lincoln days... fairly hefty girl from tinder while I was 30mgs deep on ambien. Smoked a bunch of weed at her place as well. Apparently i broke a mirror and did a bunch of other stupid shit I don’t remember. Remember her blowing me on the bed while this album by stick figure was playing in the background and I had some of the most vivid hallucinations I’ve ever had. Luckily this version of Huskersballz has been dead for a while, was fun while it lasted but overall pretty embarrassed at some of the shit I used to do.

 

[Jim14510]

Define nasty, please.

The nastiest in your mind in a bad way.

 

[LoudHogRider]

“She’s going to remember that night for the rest of her life mom”.

Without a doubt, the hardest I've laughed all day. Ho. Lee. Chit. What a line.

 

[hothouse_corn]

@#HBD had sex with a friend of a friend's mom who looked almost identical to the actress who played Mimi on the drew carey show. @B1G_10_Tony can confirm, think it was in his bed.

he also had sex with a "girl" who we to this day just refer to as the "parking lot troll." he met her in the parking lot of his apartment complex at about 3am. by this point he had somehow lost his shoes, cell phone, and belt. allegedly she lit up a cigarette on the elevator ride back down to the parking lot the next morning.

@HBD sounds like he makes drunken decisions about as well as my brother circa 2006.

Brother disappeared from the bar, so his ride left him. He has no recollection of the rest of the night, but he slept on the beach in Ft Walton Florida, then the next day walked about 13 miles before his roommates found him with only seven miles to go 'til home. Sunburn was astounding.

 

[Black5hirt]

Who has your vote to have the nastiest in reality on TPB?

 

[jw3]

there is nothing wrong with a slump buster. they are always super eager to please, I can't complain

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Story about a friend. Unfortunately he did not hook up. Too good not to share. He is an overweight, care free, country dude that’s pretty much a slob and gives zero fucks about anything. He and a few other guys came to Lincoln cause we were all headed to an archery shoot the next day. We went to Legends bar on 84th and he was getting fucked up and buying some fat nasty chic drinks. The night was just about over and he was keeping his eye on her hard. Thinking he’d have got the job done if it weren’t for her less drunk friend. Anyway, some young preppy guy stands up in his way and he leans over, pushes him outta the way and says “watch out, I got about 10 cents a pound wrapped up in that bitch 😂
That kid had no fucking clue how to respond.

 

[MtnHusker]

Last call at the bars and my brother was in a epic slump. This was when I lived in LoDo in Denver. Talked some girls into coming back to my house. We'll call one a larger woman who was very hungry if you get my drift. Told her my brother was DTF and she got all kinds of fired up. Well we are back at my place and my brother asks whats up with all the girls, especially the big one who is eye balling him like he is the last Chinese Spare Rib on a Buffet. He puts 2 and 2 together and yells "Hell No" and locks himself in a bedroom.

Well this big ole Sheila waddles over to me confused and says "You promised me I would get laid". And said it loud enough for everyone in my place to hear her thus all eyes on me. Let it be said that if nothing else I am a man of my word. With everyone staring at me I grabbed a bottle of Tequila off the counter top, put my head down in disgust and lead her by hand to my bedroom. True Walk of Shame.

Actually woke up still smashed curled up in a ball at the bottom of my bed wrapped in an afghan. Eventually turned into one of the worst hangovers I have ever had, which is saying a lot. Luckily I don't remember hardly any of it but I do remember she was quite grateful and energetic. Fought throwing up all morning basically struggled to even physically get out of bed.

 

[Black5hirt]

Last call at the bars and my brother was in a epic slump. This was when I lived in LoDo in Denver. Talked some girls into coming back to my house. We'll call one a larger woman who was very hungry if you get my drift. Told her my brother was DTF and she got all kinds of fired up. Well we are back at my place and my brother asks whats up with all the girls, especially the big one who is eye balling him like he is the last Chinese Spare Rib on a Buffet. He puts 2 and 2 together and yells "Hell No" and locks himself in a bedroom.

Well this big ole Sheila waddles over to me confused and says "You promised me I would get laid". And said it loud enough for everyone in my place to hear her thus all eyes on me. Let it be said that if nothing else I am a man of my word. With everyone staring at me I grabbed a bottle of Tequila off the counter top, put my head down in disgust and lead her by hand to my bedroom. True Walk of Shame.

Actually woke up still smashed curled up in a ball at the bottom of my bed wrapped in an afghan. Eventually turned into one of the worst hangovers I have ever had, which is saying a lot. Luckily I don't remember hardly any of it but I do remember she was quite grateful and energetic. Fought throwing up all morning basically struggled to even physically get out of bed.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Define nasty, please.

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