Nastiest chick you've ever banged...?

[Dble E]

My buddy one time got tricked into going down on this gal that was on her period. She was probably a 6....

She said she wouldn't "screw" since they just met in the bar but if he went down on her, she would return the favor.

My friend did....and when it was her turn to return the favor, she got up and left.

Funny part is he came out of his room and had blood all over his face. Got his red wings that night....

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Some of you guys need to be on VH1 Storytellers haha

 

[Huskerbuck85]

When I was 22 and fresh off my first engagement ending, me and a buddy went to the bars. We invited basically everyone over to my house because fuck it why not.

I had drank so much that day that when I got to my house I went to lay down a bit, I got naked and puked All over myself and my bed and fell asleep.


About 20-30 mins later some 4/10 skinny but huge tittied chick woke me up and asked if she can cuddle because she was drunk. I said sure. Well next thing I know she is blowing my puke covered self. I ended up plowing her for what felt like hours and forgot to pull out. She squirted so damn much I had to throw my sheets away because I couldn’t get the stink out. Luckily she was gone the next day. Only ever saw her once years later and i just imagine her sucking my puke covered dick.

Most ppl would puke to the side. How did you puke on your own dick? You weren’t gagging yourself with it were you?

 

[Daddy]

Most ppl would puke to the side. How did you puke on your own dick? You weren’t gagging yourself with it were you?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

 

[Cookiemonster]

Most ppl would puke to the side. How did you puke on your own dick? You weren’t gagging yourself with it were you?

I was so hammered that I basically fell over puking while undressing into my bed. I more or less fell into the projectile puking. Not a puke down onto my dick as you are imagining. I should have been more clear.