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So when Cockeye fans are giving us shit about being excited about finally being bowl eligible, remember they created memorial rings for their undefeated regular season after losing the B1G championship and then the Rose Bowl game badly to Stanford.
It’s not as funny when you know that Nebraska has made rings for 9-3 division champs seasons under pelini
 
Fucking simple !!! Every cockeye fan I know is fucking simple and every iowan I know is obese! I once ate at an all you can eat buffet in Cockeye and they had a garage door to roll all the fat fuck Iowans out of the place!! Can you name a stinkier, shittier, fatter, stupider person then the average Cockeye fan? I can't!!! Fucking gay retarded hillbillies. I personally believe Iowans are the reason that bestiality laws were invented! They've got some weird sex things going on over there. Plus the smell emanating from a place that is so fucked up. It's like the carcasses of 1000 dreams and burning animal hair for some reason. Cockeye men cant even grow good beards and ive heard that Cockeye women's pubic regions are more filled in then the mens usual facial hair! Also I have reason to believe that no deodorant manufacturer market their product in that shit hole of a state. Name a worst state in the union. (Hint:you can't) If Iraq and Khazakstan had conceived a child behind a Mongolian adult boutique, it would still not be as fucked up as the state of Cockeye!! I personally feel sick to my stomach the moment I cross over the Missouri River ( which isn't often because I hate going to that shit hole) I actually have cousins that live in Cockeye but haven't been to see them in 15 years cuz I can't stand the smell of thAt awful place! Long story short the concept of an "Cockeye" is deeply flawed and problematic in modern society.
I keep rereading this post. Makes me laugh every time.
 
A traveling salesman is making his way through the Iowan countryside when he sees a man knocking uglies with a sheep in the yard. Astonished, he goes to the front door and knocks, and a little boy answers.

"Can I help you?"

"Err.... kid, do you know there's a man in your yard having intimate relations with a sheep?"

"Oh, that's just my da-a-a-a-ad."
 
A traveling salesman is making his way through the Iowan countryside when he sees a man knocking uglies with a sheep in the yard. Astonished, he goes to the front door and knocks, and a little boy answers.

"Can I help you?"

"Err.... kid, do you know there's a man in your yard having intimate relations with a sheep?"

"Oh, that's just my da-a-a-a-ad."
And when the dad had finished as he was walking away the sheep said “come ba-a-a-ck”
 
Sometimes I stop and consider…

There are junior high kids in Nebraska who have not seen Cockeye lose in Lincoln.

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