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The only time I’d turn down a threesome.

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The only time I’d turn down a threesome.

If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.
 
If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.
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If Ana De Armas and Sydney Sweeney approached me for a threesome right now, I’d have to decline. Just walked out of my vasectomy 20 minutes ago.

Pray for my balls this weekend. Also pray that my 3 children don’t jump off the top ropes of the couch onto my stomach or balls.

Also pray that my wife feeds me beer when I want them.
Hope the recovery goes well brother. How was the procedure? I need to get snipped here soon or I’ll end up with another set of twins sooner than later.
 
Hope the recovery goes well brother. How was the procedure? I need to get snipped here soon or I’ll end up with another set of twins sooner than later.
It’s not the most fun thing you will ever do. Only takes 20-25 minutes though. I wouldn’t call anything truly painful but definitely not comfortable.

I’ll be happy to not have to do it again though.
 
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