TLDR: Dean is a serial killer and On3 should distance themselves immediately
Sorry for the longer post here - but I have so many questions…
1) who says “dad’s brother” instead of “uncle” - is this a PR trick? Did Dean kill his uncle that day and this is just a way to distance himself from the crime? A non-dated photo he says is from the same summer and calling him his “dad’s brother” like they were so estranged he couldn’t be in the same zip code, let alone call him “uncle”
2) there were high school kids taking out mailboxes during prime stroller walk time? As a man who took out so many mailboxes one summer, the Fremont Tribune wrote an article on the number of reported MBs taken out in one summer, I will tell you that Mailbox Bashing and Stroller Walking times are VASTLY different. So now DEAN HAS PINNED HIS CRIME ON SOMEONE ELSE
3) later informing us that he threw the daughter from the stroller - WOOOOOOOW Dean, so now we are blaming the victim here? He was a baby thrower so he deserved to die? Or was that supposed to make him look heroic - but wait an out of control group of high school mischiefs acted in a fashion that allowed the uncle to unstrap AND huck a baby before getting driven over? Or did he not strap a baby into the stroller - meaning he deserved to die? Seems like Dean knows a LOT of detail about what would be a pretty instantaneous crime with likely 0 witnesses to give this amount of detail. So now it appears DEAN THREW AN INFANT TO MAKE THIS STORY MORE PLAUSIBLE
3) on the same day he’s talking about being “not tall but not short” he posts this picture of him standing on the low side of a bank next to two non-factor twat rods. Why do that to yourself man? Post a pic with Frankie London or someone that gets the people going. You’re this “massively connected” Nebraska Football guy. You’re telling me you don’t have a picture with Carlos Polk and Dan Alexander making you look tiny? You give the people Tom Casart and Brian Hale?
4) he refers to his uncle as his “dad’s brother” but freely refers to his cousin as his cousin? Shouldn’t that be his dad’s brother’s daughter? Or could he not finish the job and now has gotten close to her so has changed his vernacular with that side of the family to preserve a tight relationship, thereby exonerating him from said crime pinned on the poor Mailbox Bashers?
5) how are we saying this summer is “so fun” AND talking about losing your “dad’s brother” in the same post? Could it be because that was the summer of your first murder, and you realized your love for killing for sport? And that you loved keeping the relatives of the victims close to you? And loved pinning it on high school mailbox bashers like you’re Grampa Fuckin’ Simpson?
P.S. I don’t know Tom Casart, wouldn’t know him from Adam. But he can fuck right off. Jaysker. Pius. And then this post made me look him up to see if Dean the serial killer was lying about his playing college basketball. He played at Lincoln School of Commerce. Which I didn’t even realize was a thing. So chill out Dean.
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