So my young pup pissed on the floor....

[Dble E]

Happens, right?

Whelp, I was cooking dinner(I wanted it done right BTW) so my wife starts to clean it up. And she starts to get mad at me...

My question...why is it my fault, I could't help clean up at that moment. I am like WTF!! Isn't cleaning up dog piss off tile a one person job?

She's great but erratic and emotional. I smartly didn't engage, just took the rage in stride.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Option 1. You fucked up somewhere else and haven’t realized it yet.

Option 2. Monthly timing

Option 3. Bitches be crazy

 

[Baron Winnebago]

I've tried to warn everyone I have ever met about the idiocy that is buying a dog or enabling others to buy dogs and yet as your marriage sits here crumbling I can muster little sympathy

 

[Lionsfan93]

Option 1. You fucked up somewhere else and haven’t realized it yet.

Option 2. Monthly timing

Option 3. Bitches be crazy

I read this to my wife and asked her for her expert opinion. She said Option 4. All of the above.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

My dog is old and has decided recently that a spot in the hallway upstairs is WAY better than outside.

 

[BillButtlicker]

You need to tell her to “calm down”

 

[BillButtlicker]

Sounds like she’s needs a good finger up the butt next time she bends over

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Happens, right?

Whelp, I was cooking dinner(I wanted it done right BTW) so my wife starts to clean it up. And she starts to get mad at me...

My question...why is it my fault, I could't help clean up at that moment. I am like WTF!! Isn't cleaning up dog piss off tile a one person job?

She's great but erratic and emotional. I smartly didn't engage, just took the rage in stride.

“She's great but erratic and emotional. I smartly didn't engage, just took the rage in stride.“

Sounds like your dog’s a mess. Your wife on the other hand might need put down. 😢

 

[ISUforNU]

Rub her face in it.

 

[Alcaus]

You need to remember that, in most cases, women are retarded.

 

[SoCal_Corn]

Option 1. You fucked up somewhere else and haven’t realized it yet.

Option 2. Monthly timing

Option 3. Bitches be crazy

Option 4. Ditch the 'bitch', as she's un-trainable.

Option 5. Continue to train the Puppy.

Option 6. Post Pics.

Option 7. Of the Puppy.

 

[Scarlet ObsessioN]

I've tried to warn everyone I have ever met about the idiocy that is buying a dog or enabling others to buy dogs and yet as your marriage sits here crumbling I can muster little sympathy

 

[Samkellers_69]

Should probably leave your wife. You don't need that type of rage in your life.

Also, have you tried anal. Sometime is that takes the raging emotion out of a female after they've had something in their ass.