Shirts marketed to extremely specific demographics

[BIGSTICK67]

 

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I'll make one specific for here that everyone can buy their wives. Something like:

Sorry guys, I'm already taken by a smokin hot
PLATINUM BOARD MEMBER
He was born in August and has a serious dislike for
COCKEYES FANS
He loves POTD, grilling, and the
HUSKERS
and is the perfect combination of
HURRICANE AND SUNSHINE
He is my everything and if you mess with me
THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY
and yes he bought me this shirt


Something like that

This is oddly specific… can we get individualized birth years added when we order? The only thing that has become mildly questionable for me in that description is being part sunshine. But such is life as a Husker fan…

 

[Steveweiser316]

 

[Steveweiser316]

Here’s one for @HuskerDocCo ’s grandson that lives in Boulder