Omar

[huskerj12]

He at least represents that he's got a lot of contacts among former players and that sort.

Yeah but it's usually something like, "I ran into Josh Heskew at the Ogallala Baskin Robbins last week, his nephew is one of the top second string TEs in all of Class C-2 so we got to talking. He told me to watch out for Ervin at the RB spot."

 

[jaihawk]

When we found out our pledge dads for our fraternity, we always got a stripper to the party house. One year we got Melissa Midwest - that was shortly before she made her exit from the porn industry. The best year tho was we got this raunchy bitch but was still pretty hot. She told the president of the fraternity to lay down on the floor, got over the top of him and blasted him with squirt. She then proceeded to squirt all over the room. Couches and all were covered. Wild times.

Naughty Nikki? That chick was crazy... Would always finish by putting a dildo in the Groom's fly, zipping up the zipper so it would stay in place then she'd grind on it until she squirted all ove rhim.

 

[dsbigred1]

Stripper stories are the best! Those gals have hearts of gold, and just want to spread love (and legs) wherever they go. Makes me sad to think about all the loves I've lost through the years.. Some only lasted two songs, but it's sad nonetheless.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

i was a sophomore or junior in college. we went to some of the older guys house who were then graduated, but alums of the golf team. they had a couple of strippers there that were dirty, hot, filthy. they put me and another buddy down on the floor in front of everyone at had us dig lifesavers out of their pussies with our mouths and tongues. i can still smell it. it was glorious.

when was this? if it was early 2000s I could probably guess some of the names involved

 

[Link-]

when was this? if it was early 2000s I could probably guess some of the names involved

He definitely seems like a powdered donut kind of guy.

 

[RedSavage]

Naughty Nikki? That chick was crazy... Would always finish by putting a dildo in the Groom's fly, zipping up the zipper so it would stay in place then she'd grind on it until she squirted all ove rhim.

Hahahah yesss that’s the one

 

[Drue629]

This thread has the perfect balance of relevant football talk and fishing items out of stripper's pussies. All hail TPB

 

[lee_carvallo_12]

when was this? if it was early 2000s I could probably guess some of the names involved

Yes.

 

[jw3]

so is dude playing

 

[Grits and Gravy]

so is dude playing

Who?

 

[jw3]

Who?

manning

 

[Grits and Gravy]

manning

Sorry, the pussy-lollipop twist this thread took made me forget what we were talking about.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Yes.

nice, our paths may have crossed during those years. I knew most of the golf team from high school and junior tournaments so I hung out with them occasionally

 

[HCFord1]

i was a sophomore or junior in college. we went to some of the older guys house who were then graduated, but alums of the golf team. they had a couple of strippers there that were dirty, hot, filthy. they put me and another buddy down on the floor in front of everyone at had us dig lifesavers out of their pussies with our mouths and tongues. i can still smell it. it was glorious.

I have a remarkably similar story involving gummy worms which took place on a lake cruise in Milwaukee. Also played a game called Cooterball where you wad up a dollar bill and try to bank it off their pussy into a solo cup for a free lap dance. The bachelor’s brother accidentally used a $100 bill in that game and didn’t realize it until later.

That evening ended with our entire group getting thrown out of a sausage/beer hall for throwing pork schnitzels at people, having a “puke off” in the parking lot, and our friend (who is now very, very openly gay) relentlessly texting one of the strippers until she agreed to have sex with him for $130.

 

[djw004]

Yeah but it's usually something like, "I ran into Josh Heskew at the Ogallala Baskin Robbins last week, his nephew is one of the top second string TEs in all of Class C-2 so we got to talking. He told me to watch out for Ervin at the RB spot."

Ogallala has 31 flavors?!

 

[TrentMilfer]

Dean now saying we will see Omar on Saturday in TT after saying he was basically off the team on Tuesday lol. What a 🤡

 

[Pipe Line]

Dean now saying we will see Omar on Saturday in TT after saying he was basically off the team on Tuesday lol. What a 🤡

I like to think Dean is a good guy and means well overall and does his best, but these last 24 hours have been dog shit for him in terms of reporting and I've lost a little respect due to his quick change in tune.

 

[jw3]

oh dean

 

[dsbigred1]

I like to think Dean is a good guy and means well overall and does his best, but these last 24 hours have been dog shit for him in terms of reporting and I've lost a little respect due to his quick change in tune.

Half of his very short section in TT was dedicated to alcohol sales and garbage at the Garth concert... If that isn't an indication of how dry his well is...

 

[TrentMilfer]

Half of his very short section in TT was dedicated to alcohol sales and garbage at the Garth concert... If that isn't an indication of how dry his well is...

Dean is obsessed with talking about alcohol sales at memorial. I think he jacks off to it