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MLPFC Shit Posting

@God is a Husker

You going to get one these? 2028 International Scout

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We are gonna Run the Damn Ball
 
super old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender

public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)

and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"

all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)


I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
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When moments like that land right in front of you, it's important to take a full cut at the opportunity. Well played, amigo. Well played.
 
super old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender

public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)

and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"

all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)


I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
Good work the circuit judge will forever have a positive opinion of you since you made him/her laugh

Almost every public defender/former public defender that I know or have seen is fat, particularly the womens
 
super old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender

public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)

and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"

all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)


I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
i dont get it but i wouldve laughed anyways. im more simple than that. i bought air filters for my 4620 jd today, he said you want to know the total or just surprise you. i said oh itll be fine, whats the damage? $210. ok ran my card, it pops up $210.76 is that ok? i said not really but what the hell am i going to do about it.



great story, im drinking
 


The Carl’s Jr. Burger Girl Is So Back, for Better or Worse


Influencer Alix Earle stars in the first Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl bikini ad since 2017

—and we all know who it’s serving
.


Yep....SEX. Thankful we are BACK. Women are Women again!

Thank you Baby Jesus!



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The Carl’s Jr. Burger Girl Is So Back, for Better or Worse


Influencer Alix Earle stars in the first Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl bikini ad since 2017

—and we all know who it’s serving
.


Yep....SEX. Thankful we are BACK. Women are Women again!

Thank you Baby Jesus!



alix-earle-carls-jr.jpeg

Further proof that America is on its way back under Trump... Imagine the tranny that would be in this commercial otherwise...
 


More than 1 million Igloo rolling coolers sold nationwide by retailers including Amazon, Costco and Target are being recalled after a dozen reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, according to a notice posted Thursday by a federal regulator.

The tow handle on the Igloo 90-quart Flip & Tow rolling coolers can pinch users' fingertips, posing amputation and crushing hazards, stated the recall announced by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

The manufacturer of the coolers, Katy, Texas-based Igloo Products Corp., has received 12 reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, bone fractures and lacerations, the recall notice relayed.
 


More than 1 million Igloo rolling coolers sold nationwide by retailers including Amazon, Costco and Target are being recalled after a dozen reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, according to a notice posted Thursday by a federal regulator.

The tow handle on the Igloo 90-quart Flip & Tow rolling coolers can pinch users' fingertips, posing amputation and crushing hazards, stated the recall announced by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

The manufacturer of the coolers, Katy, Texas-based Igloo Products Corp., has received 12 reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, bone fractures and lacerations, the recall notice relayed.
OK, I'm sure there's a tow handle issue, but ... have we - as a country - become so fucking stupid that we can't operate a beverage cooler? MOAR fluoride for the kids! JFC ...
 
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