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so much stupid from that awards thing
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Sign Up Now!so much stupid from that awards thing
super old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender
public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)
and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"
all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)
I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
Good work the circuit judge will forever have a positive opinion of you since you made him/her laughsuper old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender
public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)
and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"
all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)
I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
i dont get it but i wouldve laughed anyways. im more simple than that. i bought air filters for my 4620 jd today, he said you want to know the total or just surprise you. i said oh itll be fine, whats the damage? $210. ok ran my card, it pops up $210.76 is that ok? i said not really but what the hell am i going to do about it.super old guy tripped in Court today right in front of the public defender
public defender goes "omg are you ok?" (fat lesbian)
and I pipe up: "Did somebody call for a Juris Doctor?"
all of the attorneys in the court room start laughing out loud (including the Circuit Judge)
I felt like Bernie Mac at def jam @Kaladin
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The Carl’s Jr. Burger Girl Is So Back, for Better or Worse
Influencer Alix Earle stars in the first Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl bikini ad since 2017—and we all know who it’s serving.www.glamour.com
The Carl’s Jr. Burger Girl Is So Back, for Better or Worse
Influencer Alix Earle stars in the first Carl’s Jr. Super Bowl bikini ad since 2017
—and we all know who it’s serving.
Yep....SEX. Thankful we are BACK. Women are Women again!
Thank you Baby Jesus!
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Keep that heart healthy. Plow on ebronies.
What about 3x per week with myself and once a month with the wife?
Keep that heart healthy. Plow on ebronies.
I told my wife, and she asked if a man wrote it....It's science wife...and I appreciate your efforts of keeping my heart healthy this morning.Sent it to my wife and told her she's literally killing me.
OK, I'm sure there's a tow handle issue, but ... have we - as a country - become so fucking stupid that we can't operate a beverage cooler? MOAR fluoride for the kids! JFC ...![]()
More than 1 million Igloo coolers recalled after reports of injuries including fingertip amputations
Recalled rolling coolers were sold for a six-year period by retailers nationwide including Amazon, Costco and Target.www.cbsnews.com
More than 1 million Igloo rolling coolers sold nationwide by retailers including Amazon, Costco and Target are being recalled after a dozen reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, according to a notice posted Thursday by a federal regulator.
The tow handle on the Igloo 90-quart Flip & Tow rolling coolers can pinch users' fingertips, posing amputation and crushing hazards, stated the recall announced by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.
The manufacturer of the coolers, Katy, Texas-based Igloo Products Corp., has received 12 reports of fingertip injuries, including amputations, bone fractures and lacerations, the recall notice relayed.
have we - as a country - become so fucking stupid that we can't operate a beverage cooler?