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don't smoke cigars cuz I'll end up just smoking an entire pack of heaters


I might be highly educated and speak multiple languages but I'm still a domestic light beer and cigs man. #308
I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.(as such, I don’t inhale)

Cigars are like bourbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
 
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I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.

Cigars are like burbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
i haven't smoked cigars in a over a decade, been meaning to pick up that habit again
 

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i haven't smoked cigars in a over a decade, been meaning to pick up that habit again
Thankfully, it’s not a “habit” for me.

I am a fair-weather smoker.

Literally did not smoke one over the winter. It’s gotta be backyard weather for me to crack open the humidor.
 

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Has that feel about it. I doubt naders will be anything more than few and far between. Most likely gust front, heavy wind, rain amounts underwhelming
Couple years ago we had a big ole gust front hit our home...ripped off the covered deck and part of the roof...sucked ass. Wasn't a pergola, was built into the roof, ripped that baby off like a pop can tab. Part of the roof and the covered deck flew over the house and about 100 yards down the lane.
 

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I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.(as such, I don’t inhale)

Cigars are like bourbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
I'll smoke a cigar on a rare occasion. Have asthma so I've always stayed away from any smoking in general. Dipped for a number of years, kicked it finally, now I'm on those sissy pouches. On Citrus. ZFG
 

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Couple years ago we had a big ole gust front hit our home...ripped off the covered deck and part of the roof...sucked ass. Wasn't a pergola, was built into the roof, ripped that baby off like a pop can tab. Part of the roof and the covered deck flew over the house and about 100 yards down the lane.
A covered deck. Now yore just dancing on @Adolph Coors ’ feelings.
 

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Thankfully, it’s not a “habit” for me.

I am a fair-weather smoker.

Literally did not smoke one over the winter. It’s gotta be backyard weather for me to crack open the humidor.
It’s purely a social thing for me. I can count on one hand the number of cigars I’ve sparked up on my own in the last few years. But when the mood strikes, they’re a worthy indulgence, IMO. The Cuban MF’ers have gotten stupid expensive and scarce the last 18 months or so.
 

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