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don't smoke cigars cuz I'll end up just smoking an entire pack of heaters


I might be highly educated and speak multiple languages but I'm still a domestic light beer and cigs man. #308
I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.(as such, I don’t inhale)

Cigars are like bourbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
 
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I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.

Cigars are like burbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
i haven't smoked cigars in a over a decade, been meaning to pick up that habit again
 
i haven't smoked cigars in a over a decade, been meaning to pick up that habit again
Thankfully, it’s not a “habit” for me.

I am a fair-weather smoker.

Literally did not smoke one over the winter. It’s gotta be backyard weather for me to crack open the humidor.
 
Has that feel about it. I doubt naders will be anything more than few and far between. Most likely gust front, heavy wind, rain amounts underwhelming
Couple years ago we had a big ole gust front hit our home...ripped off the covered deck and part of the roof...sucked ass. Wasn't a pergola, was built into the roof, ripped that baby off like a pop can tab. Part of the roof and the covered deck flew over the house and about 100 yards down the lane.
 
I smoked squares for years.

Finally kicked them in my mid 30’s.(after 20 attempts).

Picked up cigars in my forties after I could trust myself again. Inhaling cigars after being off squares for years, hurts like a mother-scratcher.(as such, I don’t inhale)

Cigars are like bourbons and boobs.

They’re all different and I want to experience all of ‘em.
I'll smoke a cigar on a rare occasion. Have asthma so I've always stayed away from any smoking in general. Dipped for a number of years, kicked it finally, now I'm on those sissy pouches. On Citrus. ZFG
 
Couple years ago we had a big ole gust front hit our home...ripped off the covered deck and part of the roof...sucked ass. Wasn't a pergola, was built into the roof, ripped that baby off like a pop can tab. Part of the roof and the covered deck flew over the house and about 100 yards down the lane.
A covered deck. Now yore just dancing on @Adolph Coors ’ feelings.
 
Thankfully, it’s not a “habit” for me.

I am a fair-weather smoker.

Literally did not smoke one over the winter. It’s gotta be backyard weather for me to crack open the humidor.
It’s purely a social thing for me. I can count on one hand the number of cigars I’ve sparked up on my own in the last few years. But when the mood strikes, they’re a worthy indulgence, IMO. The Cuban MF’ers have gotten stupid expensive and scarce the last 18 months or so.
 
We were pretty aggressive here getting corn going planting. Finished up today and will try and get some beans in the ground the next two days before hopefully our best shot of rain this spring. Still need to break the dry trend that’s been going on for us in the area. Haven’t had a large front with general rains in idk how long. Seems like any good rains we’ve had have still been spotty in the area.
 

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