Imma take my crime spree up nort then. The Dakotas are gonna be lit!
You ever gonna get your license in Nebraska?
Did not renew Kansas and Nebraska for 2023 because I’ll be so damn busy in MO this year.
Planning on getting both back in 2024 tho
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Imma take my crime spree up nort then. The Dakotas are gonna be lit!
You ever gonna get your license in Nebraska?
Perfect. Ill wait till 2024 togo down and rob @Woodrow F Call salebarn of all the best heifers. you’ll have Nebraska and Kansas law ready to get me off. (This post can’t be used as premeditated evidence right?)Did not renew Kansas and Nebraska for 2023 because I’ll be so damn busy in MO this year.
Planning on getting both back in 2024 tho
Add the Dakotas, please. Just in case I get caught.Did not renew Kansas and Nebraska for 2023 because I’ll be so damn busy in MO this year.
Planning on getting both back in 2024 tho
How the hell will we ever have a beer together in McCook? Dammit, GIAH........😘Did not renew Kansas and Nebraska for 2023 because I’ll be so damn busy in MO this year.
Planning on getting both back in 2024 tho
Fuck, my New Years Resolution was to go on a Crime Spree in 2023 and have you get me off all of the charges. I'm no longer above the Law.To: all the boys in the thread
From: God is a Husker
Starting today, I will no longer be able to represent any of you in criminal matters in the state of Missouri because I have accepted (and now signed on) a position to be a special prosecutor in Missouri for 6 Murder Jury Trials scheduled this year. I am conflicted out of any criminal defense work inside the state of Missouri until I’m done being a prosecutor.
I’m apparently (probably) gonna be on KY-3 TV news tomorrow for a Motion to Suppress Hearing. Keep a look out @MtnHusker
The Dakotas await, amigo. Wide open prairie. Nary a hanging tree in sight.Fuck, my New Years Resolution was to go on a Crime Spree in 2023 and have you get me off all of the charges. I'm no longer above the Law.
Add the Dakotas, please. Just in case I get caught.
<kicks dirt clods. Looks at map of North Dakota. Checks weather forecast. Delays crime spree until spring>I can get North Dakota easy (now if I want) but SoDak is dumb and won’t let you get a Bar license unless you take their exam.
Smgdh, I was born there and they won’t even budge. 🙁 gotta take their bar exam cuz tons of Native American shit is on it
I rarely get an opportunity to share a story about North Dakota as the place rarely comes up in conversation so here's an all timer. A while back when the fracking boom hit, the Governor of North Dakota was being interviewed by some breathless info babe on TV. She said your state has the lowest unemployment rate, workers making huge salaries but you also have the lowest crime rate in the country. How do you explain that?<kicks dirt clods. Looks at map of North Dakota. Checks weather forecast. Delays crime spree until spring>
Perfect. Ill wait till 2024 togo down and rob @Woodrow F Call salebarn of all the best heifers. you’ll have Nebraska and Kansas law ready to get me off. (This post can’t be used as premeditated evidence right?)
Pride of Cedar CountyWhat????
I was going to make a joke that having a kid wasn't worth missing a trip to Mexico but couldn't finish it. Kids are great.I’d like to send a heartfelt fuck you to @Krup21 this week. He’s down in Mexico for his nephews wedding. I was supposed to be in the wedding but with the Mrs just having our first kid wasn’t able to go. Enjoy all the tequila for me
It’s just wrong…….🤩😎🥳😍😀🥰🥸🤣😆😎🤓😂I’d like to send a heartfelt fuck you to @Krup21 this week. He’s down in Mexico for his nephews wedding. I was supposed to be in the wedding but with the Mrs just having our first kid wasn’t able to go. Enjoy all the tequila for me
What time ya gonna be on? Need me to bring a Step Stool? You better start out with a good joke about his height. Maybe something like "How's the weather up there?". I'm sure that would impress him mightily.I think I’m gonna be on KY-3 news next Monday @MtnHusker
Other prosecutors are a woman and a 6’9 Bald guy. (I’m the blonde 6ft tall “midget” standing next to him)
I'll be thinking of you when we're deep sea fishing tomorrow. Can't wait. I didn't get out with the boys last night....heard there was some crazy shit going down. Taking it easy tonight because the boat bright and early might kill me. After we get back I'm ditching the wife and kids for the rest of the day/night and looking to get fuckered up proper like. Congrats on the kid. Heard the labor was rough, sorry to hear that-hope both momma and baby are good!I’d like to send a heartfelt fuck you to @Krup21 this week. He’s down in Mexico for his nephews wedding. I was supposed to be in the wedding but with the Mrs just having our first kid wasn’t able to go. Enjoy all the tequila for me
Oh I’m sure those Guys got after it last night. How was the golf today?I'll be thinking of you when we're deep sea fishing tomorrow. Can't wait. I didn't get out with the boys last night....heard there was some crazy shit going down. Taking it easy tonight because the boat bright and early might kill me. After we get back I'm ditching the wife and kids for the rest of the day/night and looking to get fuckered up proper like. Congrats on the kid. Heard the labor was rough, sorry to hear that-hope both momma and baby are good!
What time ya gonna be on? Need me to bring a Step Stool? You better start out with a good joke about his height. Maybe something like "How's the weather up there?". I'm sure that would impress him mightily.
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