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This is the only correct answer. Bottles not cans. Cans taste shitty
This is my 90-year-old grandfather's beer of choice. Whenever I go over for a visit or we get done with a job around the farm, we always end the day with one of these (or more).

Speaking of High Life, visited this place in Des Moines a few weeks ago. A bright spot in the middle of a very, very liberal, whacked out city.


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This is my 90-year-old grandfather's beer of choice. Whenever I go over for a visit or we get done with a job around the farm, we always end the day with one of these (or more).

Speaking of High Life, visited this place in Des Moines a few weeks ago. A bright spot in the middle of a very, very liberal, whacked out city.


1530030_CoOY9vTYq47P4Xb3pmZUEMBbVRAhtiJZMYJf0lJPxVQ.jpg


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Legend-e1449853383156.jpg


It always makes me shake my head in sadness at just how disappointed every Liberal’s grandfather or great grandfather is right now.


Imagine a guy who grew up in a shithole shack and then had to move across the country cuz Dad lost the farm in the dust bowl who then went to bed hungry every night until they were 18 in basic training. Then they went to Europe or Asia and saw more men die in a day than we lost combined in 20 years in Afghanistan or 10 in Iraq to then come home and happily work an 8-5 blue collar job until they died because it put food on the table and they were able to send their kids to college.

Then some of those college boomers turned into a bunch of Joe Biden’s who raised drug addicted Lactose intolerant vegan Bi trans ally nonbinary cuckold BLM socialist email job work from home mask the fuck up 4x vaccinated ghost of snake island inflation is awkshully good pack the court defund the police Soy boys that we have now. (Libs)


Imagine telling these guys that they have to use paper straws and men can get pregnant.

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It always makes me shake my head in sadness at just how disappointed every Liberal’s grandfather or great grandfather is right now.


Imagine a guy who grew up in a shithole shack and then had to move across the country cuz Dad lost the farm in the dust bowl who then went to bed hungry every night until they were 18 in basic training. Then they went to Europe or Asia and saw more men die in a day than we lost combined in 20 years in Afghanistan or 10 in Iraq to then come home and happily work an 8-5 blue collar job until they died because it put food on the table and they were able to send their kids to college.

Then some of those college boomers turned into a bunch of Joe Biden’s who raised drug addicted Lactose intolerant vegan Bi trans ally nonbinary cuckold BLM socialist email job work from home mask the fuck up 4x vaccinated ghost of snake island inflation is awkshully good pack the court defund the police Soy boys that we have now. (Libs)


Imagine telling these guys that they have to use paper straws and men can get pregnant.

c3eff67509600b5ff24a710032fe4c2e.jpg
have you considered running for president?
 
It always makes me shake my head in sadness at just how disappointed every Liberal’s grandfather or great grandfather is right now.


Imagine a guy who grew up in a shithole shack and then had to move across the country cuz Dad lost the farm in the dust bowl who then went to bed hungry every night until they were 18 in basic training. Then they went to Europe or Asia and saw more men die in a day than we lost combined in 20 years in Afghanistan or 10 in Iraq to then come home and happily work an 8-5 blue collar job until they died because it put food on the table and they were able to send their kids to college.

Then some of those college boomers turned into a bunch of Joe Biden’s who raised drug addicted Lactose intolerant vegan Bi trans ally nonbinary cuckold BLM socialist email job work from home mask the fuck up 4x vaccinated ghost of snake island inflation is awkshully good pack the court defund the police Soy boys that we have now. (Libs)


Imagine telling these guys that they have to use paper straws and men can get pregnant.

c3eff67509600b5ff24a710032fe4c2e.jpg
i like youre big dick energy
 
It always makes me shake my head in sadness at just how disappointed every Liberal’s grandfather or great grandfather is right now.


Imagine a guy who grew up in a shithole shack and then had to move across the country cuz Dad lost the farm in the dust bowl who then went to bed hungry every night until they were 18 in basic training. Then they went to Europe or Asia and saw more men die in a day than we lost combined in 20 years in Afghanistan or 10 in Iraq to then come home and happily work an 8-5 blue collar job until they died because it put food on the table and they were able to send their kids to college.

Then some of those college boomers turned into a bunch of Joe Biden’s who raised drug addicted Lactose intolerant vegan Bi trans ally nonbinary cuckold BLM socialist email job work from home mask the fuck up 4x vaccinated ghost of snake island inflation is awkshully good pack the court defund the police Soy boys that we have now. (Libs)


Imagine telling these guys that they have to use paper straws and men can get pregnant.

c3eff67509600b5ff24a710032fe4c2e.jpg


Preach it bruh. I understand and am fully aware for the bleeding hearts that may be present in this thread that everyone is entitled their own beliefs and opinions, but they entitlements exist for one reason. They'll never understand though
 
Looks like we are going to miss this one. We had a really nice rain Saturday morning but would have been nice to get some tonight.

We got anywhere from 1.80-3 Saturday, anywhere from .40-1.130 this morning. I'd guess another inch minimum tonight. Swear to God when I say we're fortunate and lucky as fuck in this area
 
have you considered running for president?

I’ve been asked to run for various local offices (county attorney, city council, county commissioner, etc)

But I always tell them the same thing.
I’d rather kill myself than hold any public office or run for any election.


PS: if I was POTUS I would destroy the Federal Government from within, reduce it to maybe 10% of what it currently is. (Id also probably invade/take over Canada and Mexico just because)


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Saw this on the mainboard and came to post it here. Should be of interest to @Woodrow F Call , @slattimer, @God is a Husker and others itt.
First high school tournament I ever played in was at a sand green course, and only time I ever played on a sand green course. The course is no longer around, housing development. They had railroad ties around their sand greens and every now and then, pow, your ball would go flying.
 
First high school tournament I ever played in was at a sand green course, and only time I ever played on a sand green course. The course is no longer around, housing development. They had railroad ties around their sand greens and every now and then, pow, your ball would go flying.
I've played the Haddam sand greens course a time or two. I don't even know if it's still there.
 
The part about losing the school and the small town going from having shit that not even rural towns with 10,000+ have right anymore was too on the nose to make me feel anything but depression. (Ex: McCook only has 1 grocery store and the Walmart vs. Apparently the year I was born McCook had 5 grocery stores)


Not to mention if they think they have it bad they have no idea, because Mitchell county and Cloud county are highly populated and the county seats are thriving and they are both located very close to Salina.

my former boss was from southern Mitchell county and I have lots of old stories about how Simpson and Glasco used to be that would blow a lot of those old timers minds if a 31 year old boy from Nebraska told it to them


Sad… now I’m sad. God damnit I need a beer. Long live Rural America.
 
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