MLPFC Shit Posting

[Walter Sobchak]

Pretty soon he'll start laughing and your life will never be the same. Everything you do from that point on will be to try to make him laugh.

Fucking accurate as shit. Mine are all teenagers, and I still take every damn chance I get to make them laugh or smile. It never gets old or repetitive.

 

[slattimer]

Fucking accurate as shit. Mine are all teenagers, and I still take every damn chance I get to make them laugh or smile. It never gets old or repetitive.

My 3rd daughter is a trip. Ornery, independent, attitude. But her giggles and when she gets rolling is hysterical. Pure daddy's girl. Although she'll test me to no end in the future. Now is pretty awesome.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

My 3rd daughter is a trip. Ornery, independent, attitude. But her giggles and when she gets rolling is hysterical. Pure daddy's girl. Although she'll test me to no end in the future. Now is pretty awesome.

Sounds a lot like my daughter, who's almost 14 and my youngest. Always acts so cool and grown up, but she's a daddys girl for sure but won't admit it ever. My wife hates it haha

 

[bbenson67]

Teach him at a young age to laugh at fart noises and appreciate the run game.

PS: ultrasound tech was pretty hot… 4 exclamation marks when she saw my future son’s YUGE cock. His first dick pic was a success, so proud of him.

Obligatory OB delivery nurse penis joke.

What's white and 9 inches long?

Nothing.

There was a story about the legendary porn star John Holmes and the nurses who delivered him. They were in shock at the size and one of them said oh my God he's bigger than my husband.

 

[God is a Husker]

@Woodrow F Call today I’m hauling a trailer with 4,000+ sq ft of flooring from Selden to Lawrence… gonna take the scenic route on hwy 9 and 24. (Mainly cuz I can only go like 70mph tops pulling this shit, really wishing right now that I would have got that F250 diesel last year)

 

[HuskerDocCo]

@Woodrow F Call today I’m hauling a trailer with 4,000+ sq ft of flooring from Selden to Lawrence… gonna take the scenic route on hwy 9 and 24. (Mainly cuz I can only go like 70mph tops pulling this shit, really wishing right now that I would have got that F250 diesel last year)

Grab lunch and a beer at free state brewing and maybe a rimjob

 

[God is a Husker]

Grab lunch and a beer at free state brewing and maybe a rimjob

No time for that, I gotta drop off the flooring and then keep driving to Missouri for the 4th

 

[HuskerDocCo]

No time for that, I gotta drop off the flooring and then keep driving to Missouri for the 4th

what’s in mizzourah besides STDs and water moccasins?

 

[BBTown Bomber]

My 3rd daughter is a trip. Ornery, independent, attitude. But her giggles and when she gets rolling is hysterical. Pure daddy's girl. Although she'll test me to no end in the future. Now is pretty awesome.

Is she the closest to you personality-wise?

My son is 40 and daughter is 37. Step kids are 42, 40 and 38. Oldest grandson just turned 21.

You guys are in a great place, but I barely remember it. So long ago. So many good times, so many pain in the ass times. (like teething and crying all night long)

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[Walter Sobchak]

what’s in mizzourah besides STDs and water moccasins?

Sex toy super stores and fireworks. Meth as per normal. Need a 15 inch chindo to choke anyone willing to take it on? Stop at any one of the superstores. They'll make big tone wish he only had cilantro to deal with

 

[slattimer]

Is she the closet to you personality-wise?

My son is 40 and daughter is 37. Step kids are 42, 40 and 38. Oldest grandson just turned 21.

You guys are in a great place, but I barely remember it. So long ago. So many good times, so many pain in the ass times. (like teething and crying all night long)

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Yeah, she's very close to my personality.
1st daughter is much like her mother.
2nd daughter is much like me
3rd daughter is very much like me
Son is hard to tell at this point 19 months, but trending towards me...

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Yeah, she's very close to my personality.
1st daughter is much like her mother.
2nd daughter is much like me
3rd daughter is very much like me
Son is hard to tell at this point 19 months, but trending towards me...

Keep a close eye on #1……….😂😍

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[God is a Husker]

Sex toy super stores and fireworks. Meth as per normal. Need a 15 inch chindo to choke anyone willing to take it on? Stop at any one of the superstores. They'll make big tone wish he only had cilantro to deal with

Medical marijuana is legal now too


AND the MO legislature rules committee is currently writing the recreational marijuana use laws right now. Already a done deal as soon as they agree on the laws. (Tax, age limit, driving, amount can carry, where you can partake, etc etc)

 

[God is a Husker]

what’s in mizzourah besides STDs and water moccasins?

Parents moved to the Lake full time in January. 4th of July on the lake boyyyy



Also I bought 40 acres down the road from them a few weeks ago. My Dad has been working on the property (check the Outdoors thread for details) and he wants to show me what he has got done.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

Medical marijuana is legal now too


AND the MO legislature rules committee is currently writing the recreational marijuana use laws right now. Already a done deal as soon as they agree on the laws. (Tax, age limit, driving, amount can carry, where you can partake, etc etc)

Nice! Lot closer than Colorado

 

[HuskerDocCo]

damn doobie smokers 🤜🏼😵

 

[Woodrow F Call]

damn doobie smokers 🤜🏼😵

Bingo Doc

 

[God is a Husker]

damn doobie smokers 🤜🏼😵

Bingo Doc

 

[Woodrow F Call]

I'm constantly just fucking around but I seriously do wish I was able to enjoy whatever high/buzz most people get from an edible, gummy, oil vape, actually grass, etc. It's either nothing at all or just makes my ass extremely tired then "boom", Woodrow is checked out for the evening.

I've watched a buddy hit a weed pen countless times, hit some actual grass in a bowl and a few bong hits before the nights over and he's alive, awake, attentive, etc. That same night I had one bong hit (later to find out a rather weak one) and I thought I was either going to meet Jesus for good or end up in a permanent vegetative state. I guess it's like the broad saying goes, "it's not for everybody "

 

[God is a Husker]

I'm constantly just fucking around but I seriously do wish I was able to enjoy whatever high/buzz most people get from an edible, gummy, oil vape, actually grass, etc. It's either nothing at all or just makes my ass extremely tired then "boom", Woodrow is checked out for the evening.

I've watched a buddy hit a weed pen countless times, hit some actual grass in a bowl and a few bong hits before the nights over and he's alive, awake, attentive, etc. That same night I had one bong hit (later to find out a rather weak one) and I thought I was either going to meet Jesus for good or end up in a permanent vegetative state. I guess it's like the broad saying goes, "it's not for everybody "