MLPFC Shit Posting

[Mustangblood]

uhhh we got 3rd 😂

Showed those sand greens who’s boss?

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Just found out Baby #2 is another Boy.


2 year old son: mad he won’t have a sister

Wife: sad she won’t have a daughter




Me in the corner of the room:

Congrats ! 🎊

 

[HuskerDocCo]

uhhh we got 3rd 😂

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Score? Any skins? Number of beers drank? Beer-cart girl with cleavage?

Need answers…….😉😘

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gawd damit bombter, how many gawd dam questions can you ask sumbitch

 

[Adolph Coors]

i just puked in my backyard. what a 3 day stretch of drinking, holy shit

 

[BBTown Bomber]

i just puked in my backyard. what a 3 day stretch of drinking, holy shit

Assuming yore “Check Liver” light came on at some point?

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[BBTown Bomber]

gawd damit bombter, how many gawd dam questions can you ask sumbitch

It’s a tough job, Doc. My training was completed at the Boulder Gazette. Hope that helps.

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[Adolph Coors]

Assuming yore “Check Liver” light came on?

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it did. here’s why
Friday
drank from 4-1
after work went and checked out the bar my buddy bought.

saturday morning
up at 6:30 with babies. go to omaha for kids bday party, there is 2 kegs there. i drink from 11 am to 1 am.
sunday morning

up with the girls again early.

start with 3 screwdrivers before the golf tournament. golf all day. drink from 9-9.

get home, get kids to bed…..stomach just says time to empty out the toxins.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

it did. here’s why
Friday
drank from 4-1
after work went and checked out the bar my buddy bought.

saturday morning
up at 6:30 with babies. go to omaha for kids bday party, there is 2 kegs there. i drink from 11 am to 1 am.
sunday morning

up with the girls again early.

start with 3 screwdrivers before the golf tournament. golf all day. drink from 9-9.

get home, get kids to bed…..stomach just says time to empty out the toxins.

Was momma impressed?

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[Adolph Coors]

Was momma impressed?

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she knows the deal.



no lol

 

[rr55]

uhhh we got 3rd 😂

I think we were a stroke off from placing, but the golfing was getting in the way of our drinking. Been doing that tournament for a few years now, and it’s always a good time.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

just got the little guy his first shot this afternoon from the pediatrician for his 2 month F/U, kid is an animal. Took it like a champ, no crying and he is living life with ZFG. Sucking moms tits, taking naps like a boss. Love this kid. Never thought being a dad would be this fun

 

[BBTown Bomber]

just got the little guy his first shot this afternoon from the pediatrician for his 2 month F/U, kid is an animal. Took it like a champ, no crying and he is living life with ZFG. Sucking moms tits, taking naps like a boss. Love this kid. Never thought being a dad would be this fun

Congrats great, great gpa. Does he have the ol’ Doc-family hawg?

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[HuskerDocCo]

Congrats great, great gpa. Does he have the ol’ Doc-family hawg?

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Oh ya, he will be taking his prom dates to pound town

 

[HCFord1]

just got the little guy his first shot this afternoon from the pediatrician for his 2 month F/U, kid is an animal. Took it like a champ, no crying and he is living life with ZFG. Sucking moms tits, taking naps like a boss. Love this kid. Never thought being a dad would be this fun

Pretty soon he'll start laughing and your life will never be the same. Everything you do from that point on will be to try to make him laugh.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Pretty soon he'll start laughing and your life will never be the same. Everything you do from that point on will be to try to make him laugh.

He’s already starting to smile and make high pitch noises, so I can see that being my next life goal 😊

 

[God is a Husker]

Pretty soon he'll start laughing and your life will never be the same. Everything you do from that point on will be to try to make him laugh.

He’s already starting to smile and make high pitch noises, so I can see that being my next life goal 😊

Teach him at a young age to laugh at fart noises and appreciate the run game.

PS: ultrasound tech was pretty hot… 4 exclamation marks when she saw my future son’s YUGE cock. His first dick pic was a success, so proud of him.

 

[Woodrow F Call]

Teach him at a young age to laugh at fart noises and appreciate the run game.

PS: ultrasound tech was pretty hot… 4 exclamation marks when she saw my future son’s YUGE cock. His first dick pic was a success, so proud of him.

Gravity is definitely his friend here in terms of getting a little more "hang" outta his root.

 

[HuskerDocCo]

Teach him at a young age to laugh at fart noises and appreciate the run game.

PS: ultrasound tech was pretty hot… 4 exclamation marks when she saw my future son’s YUGE cock. His first dick pic was a success, so proud of him.

Fred, we are gonna need you to snap a pic of her during your next appt. For beating off purposes thx

 

[Osborne1992]

just got the little guy his first shot this afternoon from the pediatrician for his 2 month F/U, kid is an animal. Took it like a champ, no crying and he is living life with ZFG. Sucking moms tits, taking naps like a boss. Love this kid. Never thought being a dad would be this fun

Very jealous as our first kid is putting us through the ringer. He has soy and dairy allergies and we went through 10 days of hell with non-stop crying. With the formula shortage we didn't want to try formula so wife had to cut all soy and dairy. Plus it takes 10-14 days for her body to totally get rid of all the soy and diary proteins in her system. We've been doing this for +2 plus months and just tried to get him back on it and he was having reactions to it again so back to the diet we go. On top of all of that, my wife ended up "over healing" or scabbing from her delivery and this guy has only had sex twice since February. It's been rough but I'll still take this over having a sick child or something. Anyways, just wanted to vent. Being a dad is awesome though!