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MLPFC Shit Posting

Woodrow F Call said:
I don't know anyone with livestock that doesn't drink or isn't a recovering alcoholic either
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scotchfrost9697 said:
this is very truthful
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I know one...grandpa in-law or whatever you call the guy's dad that your mom marries after your dad passes away's dad.

Grandpa-in-law's cows are immaculate, and very well taken care of. Even without drinking anything more potent than lemonade.
 
hothouse_corn said:
I know one...grandpa in-law or whatever you call the guy's dad that your mom marries after your dad passes away's dad.

Grandpa-in-law's cows are immaculate, and very well taken care of. Even without drinking anything more potent than lemonade.
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As a follow-up, grandpa-in-law grew up about two miles from your mom @God is a Husker. They don't drink, but they do play cards.
 
Woodrow F Call said:
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@God is a Husker will know
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BRUH......WTF you in my hood and not tell me?


I know every owner of the hotel parking lot you're in (and there is like 46 of them, my wife and I almost bought that property and the house across the street but didn't like the price) and I know the owner of the Crossroads (gas station) on the left and the Eagle (on the right) and on the far right you can kind of make out the drive through place my wife gets Bagels from. (prior to the coffee shop it was Richards real estate and prior to them the building was an old port authority building on the border with NE)




I'm low key butt hurt you didn't tell me you would be in Oberlin, I know like 75% of the people in Decatur County. (which isn't saying much)




PS: there is a blueberry Bagel in my fridge right now from that coffee shop and my wife went to that Subway at the Eagle rest stop literally yesterday on her way back from work




PS PS: you still got the same phone number???
 
God is a Husker said:
BRUH......WTF you in my hood and not tell me?


I know every owner of the hotel parking lot you're in (and there is like 46 of them, my wife and I almost bought that property and the house across the street but didn't like the price) and I know the owner of the Crossroads (gas station) on the left and the Eagle (on the right) and on the far right you can kind of make out the drive through place my wife gets Bagels from. (prior to the coffee shop it was Richards real estate and prior to them the building was an old port authority building on the border with NE)




I'm low key butt hurt you didn't tell me you would be in Oberlin, I know like 75% of the people in Decatur County. (which isn't saying much)




PS: there is a blueberry Bagel in my fridge right now from that coffee shop and my wife went to that Subway at the Eagle rest stop literally yesterday on her way back from work




PS PS: you still got the same phone number???
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The only Mean Gene’s I’ve ever seen is in the big city of Oberlin.
 
God is a Husker said:
BRUH......WTF you in my hood and not tell me?


I know every owner of the hotel parking lot you're in (and there is like 46 of them, my wife and I almost bought that property and the house across the street but didn't like the price) and I know the owner of the Crossroads (gas station) on the left and the Eagle (on the right) and on the far right you can kind of make out the drive through place my wife gets Bagels from. (prior to the coffee shop it was Richards real estate and prior to them the building was an old port authority building on the border with NE)




I'm low key butt hurt you didn't tell me you would be in Oberlin, I know like 75% of the people in Decatur County. (which isn't saying much)




PS: there is a blueberry Bagel in my fridge right now from that coffee shop and my wife went to that Subway at the Eagle rest stop literally yesterday on her way back from work




PS PS: you still got the same phone number???
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Same phone number bruh. We left last night after my daughter's softball game, going to a wedding in Estes Park. Be coming back through on Sunday. Got into Oberlin about 2am
 
slattimer said:
Big breasted brown woman. Sorry I didn’t get a better pic. Wife was right next to me
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Distract her and get that pic

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