Humble Brag / One-Up Thread

[alt f4]

What cool shit have you done in your life that no one else on this board has?

 

[slattimer]

Coolness factor may be lacking...

I was a state champion dairy foods judger my senior year. Napoleon Dynamite style.

I got ran over by a pick-up truck while on a bicycle at the age of 22, Escaped unscathed mostly, went up and over...but hurt like hell.

Been mountain tubing in Kauai. Go to the top of a mountain, go tubing through old irrigation canals that were bore through the mountains.

I once consumed a gallon of margarita at a La Fiesta to win a bet in under 2 hours. Didn't die.

 

[Bootleg11]

I made a husker message board after the board I was a part of went stale. Then sold it to this sucker named Garrett. What an idiot.

 

[Tyneb23]

Played D2 basketball, banged a booster wife. I was 21 she was late 40s, how I got my titty master nickname. Married a hot nurse who makes well over 100k. Got an Indecent exposure ticket downtown omaha swimming in the fountains wit some random chick from Billy frogs.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

I got nothin. I’m a fuckin loser.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

Played D2 basketball, banged a booster wife. I was 21 she was late 40s, how I got my titty master nickname. Married a hot nurse who makes well over 100k. Got an Indecent exposure ticket downtown omaha swimming in the fountains wit some random chick from Billy frogs.

Didn’t realize D2 schools had boosters.

 

[Fitzjess21]

I once tackled Danny Woodhead....in a basketball game.

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Worked a shit ton of deals. Bunch of IPOs. Toys R Us bankruptcy. Miller Coors' repurchase of all the Miller assets w/ the Inbev deal. Deals for most of the PE heavy hitters (Bain, KKR, Vista, Thoma, ect.) and blue chip shit (Kellogg, Boeing, John Deere, ect.)

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Got 5th in the IBO (International Bowhunters Organization) World Championships when I was 16.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I held (maybe still do idk?) the state of Colorado high school record for most 3 pointers in one game. 😤😤🔥💧

 

[Chi7397]

Worked a shit ton of deals. Bunch of IPOs. Toys R Us bankruptcy. Miller Coors' repurchase of all the Miller assets w/ the Inbev deal. Deals for most of the PE heavy hitters (Bain, KKR, Vista, Thoma, ect.) and blue chip shit (Kellogg, Boeing, John Deere, ect.)

What line of work are you in?

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

What line of work are you in?

I'm not in private practice anymore, but legal corporate

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I'm not in private practice anymore, but legal corporate

Can you help me sue NCIU

 

[alt f4]

I'm currently 6th all-time in the World in powerlifting at 198 for ages 40+. Good opportunity to break the all-time mark within the next year. All time, I'm in the top 0.007% of every powerlifter in the world.

I have 6 national records for 35-39 year old and 40-49 year old divisions.

Gym bests
Squat - 675 w/ wraps and 635 with sleeves -- for those who don't know wraps add 5-10% on squat.
Bench - 460
Deadlift - 675

Meet bests
Squat - 628.3 lbs w/ sleeves and 655.8 lbs w/ sleeves
Bench - 446.4 lbs
Deadlift - 672.4 lbs

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Can you help me sue NCIU

I could help you put flaming shit on their porch. About all I know about how to litigate.

 

[Tyneb23]

Can you help me sue NCIU

Is there a story here?

 

[HuskerGarrett]

Is there a story here?

Lol no I was just kidding

 

[Pipe Line]

Once pitched through a torn UCL in my elbow that later got repaired with Tommy John. Somehow still pitched okay for those 2 innings. Was probably the worst pain I've ever been through in my life. Had to take a good 30-45 seconds between pitch so I could feel the baseball.

 

[Goskers07]

At one time I held the record for being the youngest black belt in Taekwondo ever in Nebraska. So basically like being the valedictorian of summer school.

 

[HCFord1]

I hit walk off home runs in consecutive games in college. God damn I felt like the shit.