Dad Thread

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I'm. So. Fucked. Will have 3 at once...

I have 2... I need to pick up golf

 

[HCFord1]

My 2 year old was watching cartoons this morning and my wife was upstairs with the baby. I had to take a shit so I told him I’d be right back. About three minutes later I hear a scraping noise and look out the doorway to see my son dragging his plastic chair and table across the floor. He calmly brings them into the bathroom, sets them up, and sits down in the chair. I asked him what he was doing and he says “watching you poop!”