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I keep these on the boat.
Worst places you’ve ever taken a dump.
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Worst places you’ve ever taken a dump.
I keep these on the boat.
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I have a reputation on here as the hick farmer, you think im gonna use those things? (Thanks for the link)
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Years ago, was with friends in Rio for Carnivale. Walking back to hotel, and one of the gals said she had to go now.
She knocks on door of some house and asked the lady if she could use the bathroom. Takes a massive dump only to realize there’s no toilet paper.
Proceeds to wipe her ass with bikini bottom. That’s not enough, so she grabs a hand towel and totally destroys that. Still has shit all over, so decides to take a shower in this strangers house.
We’re all waiting for her to come out. Took forever. That poor homeowner probably thought we were crazy.
She knocks on door of some house and asked the lady if she could use the bathroom. Takes a massive dump only to realize there’s no toilet paper.
Proceeds to wipe her ass with bikini bottom. That’s not enough, so she grabs a hand towel and totally destroys that. Still has shit all over, so decides to take a shower in this strangers house.
We’re all waiting for her to come out. Took forever. That poor homeowner probably thought we were crazy.
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When in Rio (or in Rome) …
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Is your friends name Kelly Clarkson?
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In India hotels will advertise as having a “genuine English toilet”. Its funny the first time you see it, but I mean if I paid $200+ (USD) for a night at some “luxury” room and it was a regular Asian squat toilet I’d be mad.
My Father in Law has real toilets at their big family home in India. My FIL was born in Africa (British Empire) and never grew up with the squatting Asian bathroom bullshit so when he moved to India to take over the family farm he imported a toilet. The house now has 5 “English toilets”, basically like a rapper showing off their fleet of Bugattis on Cribs.
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More toilets that touchdown passes (or cricket goals/points/home runs ...however they score in that boring game)?
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Feels very relevant in this thread.
I keep a box of these in my center console;
They come in handy in the same circumstance every time.
I’m going out hunting, I brew my coffee and set it by the front door. I eat my eggs, check my pack, grab my coffee and head out the door. I sit in my truck, take my first swig of coffee and throw in Copenhagen which activates the process. If I’m ahead of schedule I swing by Casey’s and take care of business, if I’m behind schedule - a couple of these go in my pocket.
Got me in trouble with the wife last year because they’re roughly the same size as a condom wrapper. I put the wrapper in my light hoody pocket after being used. She washes my clothes later and sees the wrapper and starts flipping her shit before doing any investigating. I crack up and tell her to read the wrapper. One of the only gotchya moments I’ve had in 8 years of marriage.
I keep a box of these in my center console;
They come in handy in the same circumstance every time.
I’m going out hunting, I brew my coffee and set it by the front door. I eat my eggs, check my pack, grab my coffee and head out the door. I sit in my truck, take my first swig of coffee and throw in Copenhagen which activates the process. If I’m ahead of schedule I swing by Casey’s and take care of business, if I’m behind schedule - a couple of these go in my pocket.
Got me in trouble with the wife last year because they’re roughly the same size as a condom wrapper. I put the wrapper in my light hoody pocket after being used. She washes my clothes later and sees the wrapper and starts flipping her shit before doing any investigating. I crack up and tell her to read the wrapper. One of the only gotchya moments I’ve had in 8 years of marriage.
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Lol no
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Idk how I missed this thread but mine was last year in a Sturgis porta potty during the rally. It was hot, like 98 with humidity. The toilet seats were missing so I had to perch and hope for the best. There was shit splattered on the back of the wall, I don't even know how that is possible. One of the ones I went in had a bloody tampon in the corner. 0/10 experience.
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cricket’s version of a home run is a “6” so my in laws will have to increase their English toilet fleet
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welp, after an incident-free 2022 I started 2023 out by trusting the wrong fart
getting old is bullshit
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@HuskerGarrett - can we get a UserID name change to "Poopy Silvia"?
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Almost once in about 2002. Was offered cocaine instead. I went home at that point.
Kinda sad...it was the first and last time anyone offered me drugs.
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This doesn't belong here, but also doesn't deserve its own thread.
The best place to take a dump on UNL city campus 20 years ago was the basement bathroom in the South East corner of Avery Hall. No one ever went in there, and the fixtures and stalls had great architectural aesthetics.
The best place to take a dump on UNL city campus 20 years ago was the basement bathroom in the South East corner of Avery Hall. No one ever went in there, and the fixtures and stalls had great architectural aesthetics.
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Very disturbing that we were all lead to believe people would be constantly offering free drugs to us as children. We were fed a pack of lies.
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the only time in my life I've been offered cocaine was on the strip in vegas. I walked out of a casino with 2 friends and some sketchy looking guy stepped in front of us saying "hey, I have cocaine, you guys want to by some cocaine?"
it was pretty much exactly how I imagined Vegas when I was 13
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The only time I’ve ever been offered is at a strip club in the greater San Fran area. Probably the hottest stripper I had ever seen.
She asked me if I wanted to do coke off of her
asshole, I obviously obliged. I banged that poor lady for 2 weeks after while visiting some family out there for a month.
She would call me for months after that trying to arrange her moving in with me in Nebraska and shit. I shut it down due to the drug use. But man could she take down a dick.
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