betsch
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My story isn't so much a where but what happened. At Thanksgiving a half dozen years ago or so at my dad's house. About an hour after eating I feel the stomach start quenching. The cramps were horrible. I start doing the awkward butt-clenching walk towards the bathroom. Now, I've heard the term "explosive diarrhea" before, but thought it was more of a joke of just having it real bad. I shit you not it was a 1 shot fucking cannon coming out my ass. It literally exploded the water behind me and I could hear it splash up behind me all over the lid and wall. I was completely freaked out because I didn't know how I was going to explain why I had to go home to get a new shirt and pants etc. I get up and look....not a drop on me. I don't how or why, but nothing touched my clothes. I had to spend 10 minutes trying to clean up the wall and the toilet, but I've never been so lucky in my life LOL.
