Worst places you’ve ever taken a dump.

[HuskerPAC]

Was at a funeral this morning. Poop cramps hit hard. Got through funeral. Leave and find a small grocery store. Waddle-sprint inside. No bathrooms. Waddle-sprint back outside. There is a McDonald’s 3 doors down. Make it inside—stall taken and the guy in there was showing no signs of leaving his post. Contemplate women’s room—obviously women in there as I can hear them through the door. Go back to men’s room—still no movement.

Decide to go to women’s. Erupt. Then women start piling in and I had to listen to another woman absolutely blow up a stall—sounded like a trucker. Then quickly left to walk past 3 women waiting in the hallway.

Ended up doing it again plus vomiting in a small truck stop south of Columbus on the way home.

Was a harrowing morning.

 

[NSECTA4]

 

[Cookiemonster]

Driving somewhere near David city Ne years ago for a job, and the emergency poos hit. (I do not have a gall bladder)

I had to stop off at some small gas station and all they had was a porta potty a the time. It was 3 degrees outside to top it all off.

That place always sits in my head when road tripping.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Was at a funeral this morning. Poop cramps hit hard. Got through funeral. Leave and find a small grocery store. Waddle-sprint inside. No bathrooms. Waddle-sprint back outside. There is a McDonald’s 3 doors down. Make it inside—stall taken and the guy in there was showing no signs of leaving his post. Contemplate women’s room—obviously women in there as I can hear them through the door. Go back to men’s room—still no movement.

Decide to go to women’s. Erupt. Then women start piling in and I had to listen to another woman absolutely blow up a stall—sounded like a trucker. Then quickly left to walk past 3 women waiting in the hallway.

Ended up doing it again plus vomiting in a small truck stop south of Columbus on the way home.

Was a harrowing morning.

Most dumps at gas station bathrooms haven’t gone well for me over the years. My comfort-level is missing.


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[Pepe Silvia]

in my pants

 

[Tyneb23]

Caseys bathroom. It was a traumatic experience

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Caseys bathroom. It was a traumatic experience

No way it was the pizza……..🍕🍕🍕



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[doublewing]

Any bathroom at a crowded bar after around 11pm at night. I don't miss my younger bar-hopping days for many reasons, including that.

 

[Papa...Football]

I.owa

 

[Pepe Silvia]

here's an entry for the worst dump I've ever seen another person take

if any of you remember the old restroom at Cunningham's in Kearney there was no door, no stalls, with 2 urinals and a toilet. Towards the end of the night I was about 4th in line to use the facilities, with a much longer line to get into the women's restroom (which at least had a door). One of the very drunk women in line decided she couldn't hold back any longer and hustled into the men's room, dropped her pants and took a shit in a toilet without a stall in front of about half a dozen random dudes

 

[greybeardedchild]

Oh gawsh. This is my thread to shine as a several year IBS sufferer. Fml. Let me pull up a story to make y'all cringe.

 

[Steveweiser316]

Music festival port-a-potty in Miami - the people doing blow in the one next to me were horrified. It was also high 80s and humid AF out

 

[doublewing]

Oh gawsh. This is my thread to shine as a several year IBS sufferer. Fml. Let me pull up a story to make y'all cringe.

OK I'm officially leaving this thread.

 

[dsbigred1]

Husker game day in a urinal at Applebees. The dude in the 1 stall just took too long, and there was no holding back at that point.
Locked my keys in my car on a cold February day about 1/4 mile from the nearest open business. Got 1/2 way and had to drop them behind a small tree about 25 yards off a major roadway. Numerous cars honked. I waived

 

[turek420845]

Havelock park on the playground.

 

[Cash68847]

here's an entry for the worst dump I've ever seen another person take

if any of you remember the old restroom at Cunningham's in Kearney there was no door, no stalls, with 2 urinals and a toilet. Towards the end of the night I was about 4th in line to use the facilities, with a much longer line to get into the women's restroom (which at least had a door). One of the very drunk women in line decided she couldn't hold back any longer and hustled into the men's room, dropped her pants and took a shit in a toilet without a stall in front of about half a dozen random dudes

I remember those days. It was normal to be pissing right next to a guy taking a dump.

 

[Pro_V_DMB]

Either a crowded bar or a port a potty on a 100 degree day at the golf course

 

[Turn Down for What]

Classroom floor.

 

[Cookiemonster]

I’ll add that as someone who used to tour in a van for weeks at a time, I’ve shit on the side of the road, alleys, some of the most horrendous nasty bathrooms you all could imagine.

The Life of a metal band is not glamorous at all. Days and days of doing sink showers and shitting in horrendous looking and smelling places.

 

[RedSavage]

Music festival port-a-potty in Miami - the people doing blow in the one next to me were horrified. It was also high 80s and humid AF out

This is basically what I came here to say. Day 3 of Bonnaroo and it was like 100° everyday