Well boys…

[God is a Husker]

push a prolapse back in & sew it just one time & nothing will ever phase you again

On your wife?

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

push a prolapse back in & sew it just one time & nothing will ever phase you again

Sorry…I’m out. Sitting in the waiting room with a cigar.





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[Ext. 55]

Looks like my son has decided to enter the world this evening. This should be interesting.

Congrats man!

 

[Alcaus]

So that was interesting… mom and baby are good. Labored till completely dilated naturally.

Then the midwife checks little dude and is like”oh, he’s breach” so everything that’s taken place over the past 2-3 hours was pointless… well mom can no longer control the urge to push so they race her over to surgery.

Long story short, c-section was fine so no vag-to-asshole tearing to report.

Appreciate the thoughts, gents.

 

[God is a Husker]

So that was interesting… mom and baby are good. Labored till completely dilated naturally.

Then the midwife checks little dude and is like”oh, he’s breach” so everything that’s taken place over the past 2-3 hours was pointless… well mom can no longer control the urge to push so they race her over to surgery.

Long story short, c-section was fine so no vag-to-asshole tearing to report.

Appreciate the thoughts, gents.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your lack of sleep for the next few years

 

[Adolph Coors]

So that was interesting… mom and baby are good. Labored till completely dilated naturally.

Then the midwife checks little dude and is like”oh, he’s breach” so everything that’s taken place over the past 2-3 hours was pointless… well mom can no longer control the urge to push so they race her over to surgery.

Long story short, c-section was fine so no vag-to-asshole tearing to report.

Appreciate the thoughts, gents.

congrats, glad the end result was healthy. already coming up on 1 month this weekend

 

[Adolph Coors]

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your lack of sleep for the next few years

our 20 month old is so damn easy. this 3.5 week old is a needy lil bird

 

[Huskerbuck85]

Gratz on the sects!

FWIW, it takes a real man to let your eyes wander south of the Mason-Dixon line.

It gets YUUUGE! Kinda ruins it for a while. Thank God there’s a 4-6 week delay.

 

[Adolph Coors]

It gets YUUUGE! Kinda ruins it for a while. Thank God there’s a 4-6 week delay.

thats called springing where i come from.

 

[hothouse_corn]

thats called springing where i come from.

Where you come from, is springing good, bad, or just a fact of cows?

 

[Jim14510]

Jim had a question about feeling your taint tear in half that he'd appreciate if you could ask your wife 12-18 hours from now

Why wait until it happens? Ask before it happens.

 

[Jim14510]

Will report back, shits getting real

Literally at some point

 

[Jim14510]

You didn't hold a leg? I thought everybody did that.

 

[Link-]

Looks like my son has decided to enter the world this evening. This should be interesting.

Congrats dude!

 

[Black5hirt]

Looks like my son has decided to enter the world this evening. This should be interesting.

Congratulations brother!!!

 

[Pipe Line]

Gratz on the sects!

FWIW, it takes a real man to let your eyes wander south of the Mason-Dixon line.

I did it. Couldn't help myself. Watched my daughter fall out. Life changing.

 

[dsbigred1]

So that was interesting… mom and baby are good. Labored till completely dilated naturally.

Then the midwife checks little dude and is like”oh, he’s breach” so everything that’s taken place over the past 2-3 hours was pointless… well mom can no longer control the urge to push so they race her over to surgery.

Long story short, c-section was fine so no vag-to-asshole tearing to report.

Appreciate the thoughts, gents.

Congrats! And glad they are both doing well!

 

[God is a Husker]

our 20 month old is so damn easy. this 3.5 week old is a needy lil bird

Idk why but I read this with a British accent

 

[God is a Husker]

You didn't hold a leg? I thought everybody did that.

Nobody held her legs, she just put her legs in the stirrup things.

Maybe Indians are just better at having babies than everybody else? 1.5 billion worldwide and counting

 

[Daddy]

So that was interesting… mom and baby are good. Labored till completely dilated naturally.

Then the midwife checks little dude and is like”oh, he’s breach” so everything that’s taken place over the past 2-3 hours was pointless… well mom can no longer control the urge to push so they race her over to surgery.

Long story short, c-section was fine so no vag-to-asshole tearing to report.

Appreciate the thoughts, gents.

Congrats man