Well boys…

[Adolph Coors]

@Alcaus
Good luck brother. Wife is getting induced tonight. Probably going to be early am.

nah fam you aint gettin shit done til after noon

 

[Alcaus]

Jim had a question about feeling your taint tear in half that he'd appreciate if you could ask your wife 12-18 hours from now

Will report back, shits getting real

 

[Adolph Coors]

Will report back, shits getting real

get off your phone idiot

 

[Cash68847]

@Alcaus
Good luck brother. Wife is getting induced tonight. Probably going to be early am.

Why did the doctor decide to induce at night? We always came in at 6 in the morning.

 

[Adolph Coors]

btw. you better be holding a leg and helping your wife through this. catch the baby if theyll let you, cut the cord. have a nurse or baby tech take plenty of pics

 

[Baron Winnebago]

get off your phone idiot

I mean it's not like he can contract for her

 

[Cash68847]

btw. you better be holding a leg and helping your wife through this. catch the baby if theyll let you, cut the cord. have a nurse or baby tech take plenty of pics

On our first the doctor said if you’re going to watch and you can’t handle it sit or lay down because I’m not taking care of two babies tonight. I thought that was funny.

 

[Saudi_aurora]

Looks like my son has decided to enter the world this evening. This should be interesting.

Congrats!

 

[Drue629]

Why did the doctor decide to induce at night? We always came in at 6 in the morning.

No idea, it's scheduled for 10:30 tonight. I'm assuming they do that so they can come in first thing in the am and deliver. I'm just along for the ride.

 

[Pipe Line]

Congrats brother hope all goes well! I didn’t pay attention to pre birth stuff at all and when the nurse told me to hold her leg and help push I legit have her a confused look cause I thought she was kidding….don’t do what I did lol

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Looks like my son has decided to enter the world this evening. This should be interesting.

Congrats man!

Congrats on the sex in 4-6 weeks.

 

[SantaBarbaraSker]

get off your phone idiot

Hell no, I’m expecting play by play with video to follow…


I’m a casual acquaintance of Bob Costas, could possibly get him to narrate later. Pinkeye optional.




.

 

[Cash68847]

No idea, it's scheduled for 10:30 tonight. I'm assuming they do that so they can come in first thing in the am and deliver. I'm just along for the ride.

Good luck. Two of ours were induced. It can be a very long process. One was born after midnight and the other was born at 11 at night after going in at 6 in the morning to get induced. They about sent us home on our last child because there was nothing happening until the afternoon and then her water broke thank god.

 

[Daddy]

No idea, it's scheduled for 10:30 tonight. I'm assuming they do that so they can come in first thing in the am and deliver. I'm just along for the ride.

Ours was exactly the same. Drugs overnight to move things along, broke her water at 4 or 5 a.m., kid was here by noon.

 

[Adolph Coors]

Ours was exactly the same. Drugs overnight to move things along, broke her water at 4 or 5 a.m., kid was here by noon.

username checks out

 

[RedSeaRising]

Gratz on the sects!

FWIW, it takes a real man to let your eyes wander south of the Mason-Dixon line.

 

[God is a Husker]

btw. you better be holding a leg and helping your wife through this. catch the baby if theyll let you, cut the cord. have a nurse or baby tech take plenty of pics

 

[HCFord1]

Ranchers are more used to seeing some shit than the rest of us…

 

[Adolph Coors]

Ranchers are more used to seeing some shit than the rest of us…

push a prolapse back in & sew it just one time & nothing will ever phase you again

 

[God is a Husker]

Ranchers are more used to seeing some shit than the rest of us…

I’ve pulled calves but I ain’t doing any of things olé Scotch wants.

I was the hold her hand and loudly count while she screamed and crushed my hand with her insane grip strength.