WAY Too Early ‘24 Win Projection

[HuskerMarine]

5-7 until proven otherwise

 

[Natural9]

Without any more commits beyond Tarver, Shavers, and Hill, I see it like this:

UTEP - W
WeCominU - L
UNI - W
Illinois - W
Purdoodoo - L
Buttgers - W
Indianus - W
Ohio State - L
UCLAbia - W
USC - L
WiscyDicks - L
Cockeye - L

6-6.

 

[That SOB Van Owen]

What skill players do we pull out of the portal?

10-2. We lose to Ohio State and USC.

 

[Slam Duncan]

The Simulation™ sets the ceiling at 5-7.

The simulation is broken dude. You think we get Raiola with the simulation still in effect.

We going 10-2 bruh

 

[Tsakoi]

With what's going on at USC and having so many guys leaving I'm not so sure they are gonna be some great football team in '24.

Nebraska's situation is looking better IMO.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

The simulation is broken dude. You think we get Raiola with the simulation still in effect.

We going 10-2 bruh

When The Simulation senses that hope is being lost like it did after the four game losing streak to miss a bowl game yet again, it recalibrates as necessary to provide new false hope.

 

[cwessel76]

I think our salty defense keeps us in all games.

Win estimates are pointless pre-spring. We don’t even know who has signed yet. I’m all for some mental masturbation but this is too early.

 

[Adolph Coors]

With what's going on at USC and having so many guys leaving I'm not so sure they are gonna be some great football team in '24.

Nebraska's situation is looking better IMO.

agreed 100%. USC is not good. not saying we win but its not a slam dunk loss

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

I'm going to predict 1 more win than I usually do this year. Every year I have said 15. This year? 16.

 

[GBR305]

Satterfield is still our OC & I'm still uncertain about the WR room. 5-7 until proven otherwise.

 

[MrKnightedHusker]

Let’s just get better each week.

 

[Slam Duncan]

When The Simulation senses that hope is being lost like it did after the four game losing streak to miss a bowl game yet again, it recalibrates as necessary to provide new false hope.

Nah fam, we are unplugged from the matrix.

Red pills only now

 

[Ripping Lips]

UTEP - W
Puff U - W Puffs will get shocked by NDSU. Plus, they are still breaking in new schemes and players on offense and defense.
UNI - W
Illinois - W
Purdoodoo - W Game will be close.
Buttgers - W
Indianus - W New Coach, who knows what they'll be like
Ohio State - L We'll probably get embarrassed and shit our pants on the road since it'll be a noon kickoff.
UCLAbia - W
USC - Toss Up Depends if Lincoln Riley goes pro or not this year or if he's not fired midseason for underachieving.
WiscyDicks - W Should've beat their ass this year with Purdy, but MR went full potato.
Cockeye - W

 

[Poor_and_Stupid]

The simulation is broken dude. You think we get Raiola with the simulation still in effect.

We going 10-2 bruh

When The Simulation senses that hope is being lost like it did after the four game losing streak to miss a bowl game yet again, it recalibrates as necessary to provide new false hope.

Couldn’t have said it better myself. This is exactly how it operates. Every. Single. Time.

The only mystery is how it will get us there. Defense inexplicably gets way worse? Injury plague? The generational talent turns into Jeff Sims 2.0?

The Simulation™ will find a way.

 

[Steveweiser316]

Dylan is N…at least 3-4 more coming. Get in now and predict 2024…

9-3

UTEP - W
WeCominU - W
UNI - W
Illinois - W
Purdoodoo - W
Buttgers - W
Indianus - W
Ohio State - L
UCLAbia - W
USC - L
WiscyDicks - L
Cockeye - W

Nebraska out the door hard gets to 7-0 after two nail biters against Colorado and Illinois…team builds steam getting better each week. Ohio State comes to town, we host Gameday and lose by two touchdowns.

Rebound against UCLAbia, drop two but finish strong by boat racing Cockeye.

Finish 9-3 and head to our first bowl game in years.

Need to see what we do with the WR and RB rooms before I make any sort of prediction

 

[Steveweiser316]

Also UCLAbia was decent this year. They actually played like a B1G team. They smashed USC. Not sure why we think they’ll be easier than SC

 

[Ripping Lips]

Also UCLAbia was decent this year. They actually played like a B1G team. They smashed USC. Not sure why we think they’ll be easier than SC

They lost their QB to Oregon and their DC to USC.

 

[Natural9]

Also UCLAbia was decent this year. They actually played like a B1G team. They smashed USC. Not sure why we think they’ll be easier than SC

They were very inconsistent. That win at USC was sandwiched between double-digit home losses to Arizona St and Cal. They lose a bunch (both coaches and players). It’s a program heading in the wrong direction.

 

[Frogsker30]

OFF Season Natty - W 1000-0

UTEP - W 74-3
WeLeavingU- W 42-0
Extra Light Cockeye - W 59-9
Fight Fat Brets - W 45-12
Purdouce - W 49-14
Wrong Scartlet team- W 46-9
WHOOSIers - W 53-9
THEE Ohio Sucks University - W 23-17
Chip and Dips - W 56-9
University of Sucking Cocks - W 26-13
Wiskey - W 49-14
Cockeye - W 69-5

Meatchicken (BIG) -W 53-26

Crying Sabans (Semi) 26-14
Raiolas Backup plan (Natty) 65-7

16-0 easily

 

[herbsinator]

They were very inconsistent. That win at USC was sandwiched between double-digit home losses to Arizona St and Cal. They lose a bunch (both coaches and players). It’s a program heading in the wrong direction.

Yeah, Chip Kelly was on the verge of getting fired last year. This could easily be his last season there.