Walked out and quit my job today

[BBTown Bomber]

How @HuskerGarrett next job interview will go:

Interviewer: Can you describe your greatest strengths?
HG: Making fire edits

Interviewer: Tell us about your greatest accomplishment at your last job.
HG: I was the best employee at the company by far even though I spent my entire day running a message board instead of doing my job.

Interviewer: Would you describe yourself as a self-starter?
HG: Yes. I self-started the best gawd damn Husker message board from scratch and within 3 weeks, was putting out a better product than Rivals and 247 sports combined.

Interviewer: How will you boost employee morale?
HG: I don’t really know but whenever I introduce a new reaction on TPB such as the “sad boner” or the “Deab,” the morale of the message board goes up. Also, fireworks after wins and snowflakes just for the hell of it. It’s distracting but it keeps morale high.

Interviewer: Can you describe your greatest weakness?
HG: Butthole pics.

Interviewer: You’re hired. When can you start?

Well done, Kenyan......😂

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[hothouse_corn]

If it's any consolation, I found a new avatar for you to fire edit.

I over cropped the original attachment. The one I added included jordge's skills and possession in case you need them.

 

[MtnHusker]

College job as a Concessions Stand Manager at Peony Park. The Poolhouse Stand was struggling so they moved me down there. I was gonna get bonuses if I got the numbers up. Busy days I couldn't get them to bring me any food, we were continually out of all of our food. Sucked having a line of people but nothing to sell them. Finally just said Phuck It, locked up the stand and handed my Manager the money bag and said "I'm Out".

 

[Dble E]

I have a fantasy to do this exact thing.

 

[BBTown Bomber]

College job as a Concessions Stand Manager at Peony Park. The Poolhouse Stand was struggling so they moved me down there. I was gonna get bonuses if I got the numbers up. Busy days I couldn't get them to bring me any food, we were continually out of all of our food. Sucked having a line of people but nothing to sell them. Finally just said Phuck It, locked up the stand and handed my Manager the money bag and said "I'm Out".

Yore older than I thought. What year did this happen?

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[SoCal_Corn]

I'd like to hear more on this. That's walking out on a CAREER after 28 years.

FWIW, I retired at 54 with a somewhat similar "I'm outta here" moment. It was in yet another "pipeline review" meeting with the idjut masquerading as a new, new leader when I had the epiphany. I looked at him and said, "I've just arrived at the intersection of two lines: The first line is the "I've had enough" line, and the second line is looking at my portfolio and it's the "I have enough" line. How would you like this to end - with a ramp down period for deals I have in play and appropriate messaging to my long-time clients, or with me simply walking out the door?" Faggit took the ramp down period. Zero regrets about doing this 8 years later.

Now all you gotta do is move.

 

[David Webb]

The PB has an opening for a recruiting analyst if you know someone that has an in with the board.

 

[MtnHusker]

Yore older than I thought. What year did this happen?

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Late 80's. Age is just a number. My last girlfriend was 27. I may be older but I like to "Feel" 27

 

[ThomOsborneMD]

Late 80's. Age is just a number. My last girlfriend was 27. I may be older but I like to "Feel" 27

 

[BBTown Bomber]

Late 80's. Age is just a number. My last girlfriend was 27. I may be older but I like to "Feel" 27

Didn’t realize that PP was open that long. We used to go swimming there in the mid-late 60s.

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[MtnHusker]

Didn’t realize that PP was open that long. We used to go swimming there in the mid-late 60s.

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That pool was the source of some serious fun for us after the park would close for the day. As was the Water Slides. Things got a little crazy out there after dark. Luckily nobody died, or got pregnant but it wasn't from a lack of trying. We actually almost lost a person on the Water Slides. If you shut the water off right before you go down the friction reduces so you go so much faster. One of my buddies literally shot about 15 feet up in the air on one of the turns because he was going so fast, luckily landed back down on the edge of the water slide. Easily could have gone over the edge with a 25+ foot drop off, which would have been the end of him.

 

[Red Finger]

Late 80's. Age is just a number. My last girlfriend was 27. I may be older but I like to "Feel" 27

 

[TrentMilfer]

Late 80's. Age is just a number. My last girlfriend was 27. I may be older but I like to "Feel" 27

pics of her plz

 

[dsbigred1]

pics of her plz

She may already be sprinkled in the POTD threads... @MtnHusker please confirm her date. TIA

 

[MtnHusker]

pics of her plz

I've posted a few pics of some of my "Lake Talent" already on this board. I think they were in the Ding Thread. Had one hell of a summer, and hasn't slowed down this winter. It is amazing how much better looking you get when you have a boat and a lake house. If I don't have a girlfriend next summer it could be absolutely epic. Was just back in Denver for 2 weeks and lined up 4-5 that want to come out during the summer.

 

[TrentMilfer]

I've posted a few pics of some of my "Lake Talent" already on this board. I think they were in the Ding Thread. Had one hell of a summer, and hasn't slowed down this winter. It is amazing how much better looking you get when you have a boat and a lake house. If I don't have a girlfriend next summer it could be absolutely epic. Was just back in Denver for 2 weeks and lined up 4-5 that want to come out during the summer.

 

[MtnHusker]

Don't want to show their faces, cuz last thing I want to do is screw up any further chances.

Red White and Blue bikini was some serious fun

 

[TrentMilfer]

Don't want to show their faces, cuz last thing I want to do is screw up any further chances.

Red White and Blue bikini was some serious fun
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[MtnHusker]

This was another great weekend with a different group of friends. Hoping for a repeat performance next summer as they have said they want to come down a couple times

 

[TrentMilfer]

Don't want to show their faces, cuz last thing I want to do is screw up any further chances.

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congrat on the sexts brother. I havent slid in some guts since early october. The CoCo really screwed me over

Also, @HuskerGarrett I feel your pain. I thought about quittin my job multiple times during this pandemic but the Vacine is near so ill probably just remain depressed in my current situation