TPB Travel thread (2 Viewers)

[jw3]

not sure how much traffic this will see or maybe there is already a topic, but wondering if we should have a thread for sharing travel destinations, asking questions, etc.

I wanted to start by asking if anyone has any recommendations for all inclusive, adult only resorts in Mexico? Mostly looking for good food/drink on resort, opportunity to golf nearby, and good beaches. Otherwise open to anything. TIA.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

Just got back from the Caves on the West End of Jamaica. Super cool resort - food was fantastic. The area (off resort) felt pretty damn sketch though but everyone we talked to was really nice.

I’ve been to 3 different places in Mexico and still don’t have one I’d recommend. I hated Mexico City (minus the tacos) - the four seasons was cool though. Wasn’t a fan of the resorts I stayed at in Cancun or Cabo either, felt cheap.

Going to Antigua in February, pretty excited for that one.

 

[Bootleg11]

not sure how much traffic this will see or maybe there is already a topic, but wondering if we should have a thread for sharing travel destinations, asking questions, etc.

I wanted to start by asking if anyone has any recommendations for all inclusive, adult only resorts in Mexico? Mostly looking for good food/drink on resort, opportunity to golf nearby, and good beaches. Otherwise open to anything. TIA.

We really enjoyed this place
https://www.playamujeresresort.com/ Golf course is on the resort. Adult only.

We went to a Sandals in Jamaica this year. We didn't like it as much as we liked Secrets Playa Mujeres.

The beach is better north of Cancun than south of Cancun..in my opinion and this is North of Cancun.

 

[Tyneb23]

Fuck that Tropical shit. This boy is born and raised in God's country. Yankton, South Dakota. You want a good time farm style, Head west from Yankton and hit the Indian strip club. 10 dollars gets you a all-nighter around the world party package. Have no idea what that is, but bring penicillin. Or just go to the Bahamas

 

[dsbigred1]

Fuck that Tropical shit. This boy is born and raised in God country. Yankton, South Dakota. You want a good time farm style, Head west from Yankton and hit the Indian strip club. 10 dollars gets you a all-nighter around the world party package. Have no idea what that is bit bring penicillin. Or just go to the Bahamas

This info alone is worth the $18.23/mo!

 

[dsbigred1]

Just got back from the Caves on the West End of Jamaica. Super cool resort - food was fantastic. The area (off resort) felt pretty damn sketch though but everyone we talked to was really nice.

I’ve been to 3 different places in Mexico and still don’t have one I’d recommend. I hated Mexico City (minus the tacos) - the four seasons was cool though. Wasn’t a fan of the resorts I stayed at in Cancun or Cabo either, felt cheap.

Going to Antigua in February, pretty excited for that one.

What resort in Antigua? I love me some hot butt sects with Italian guys named Ron!

 

[Bootleg11]

I will say that my boss went to San Miguel de Allende which is not on the beach in Mexico...he said it was amazing. Looks like some good golf nearby too.

 

[BluesBucksNHuskers]

What resort in Antigua?

Royalton

 

[Dell Husker]

Anyone been to Roatan?

 

[Jim14510]

Stayed at Secrets in Riviera Maya. Not sure you can really go wrong. Weather was fucking perfect and food was good. Only thing I didn't like was went with a group and everything was shut down by like 10.

 

[slattimer]

Only places I’ve been to that people would be interested in….
1 Kauai. Was Fûcking tits. Go there if you’ve never been.

2 Cozumel. Was okay. Bar hop tour was a lot of fun.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Fuck that Tropical shit. This boy is born and raised in God country. Yankton, South Dakota. You want a good time farm style, Head west from Yankton and hit the Indian strip club. 10 dollars gets you a all-nighter around the world party package. Have no idea what that is bit bring penicillin. Or just go to the Bahamas

I've been there and the lap dances go on in old bathroom stalls they put in. 40 year old that has been stripping for centuries was doing hand stands and the locals were going nuttz

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

not sure how much traffic this will see or maybe there is already a topic, but wondering if we should have a thread for sharing travel destinations, asking questions, etc.

I wanted to start by asking if anyone has any recommendations for all inclusive, adult only resorts in Mexico? Mostly looking for good food/drink on resort, opportunity to golf nearby, and good beaches. Otherwise open to anything. TIA.

It seems that Mexico is the only place to go in the world. That’s where all the folks go that can’t think of a better destination. Americans LOVE Mexican dick! Especially me BIG “dick lovin” TONE!

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

I've been there and the lap dances go on in old bathroom stalls they put in. 40 year old that has been stripping for centuries was doing hand stands and the locals were going nuttz

HAHA sounds like Heaven @lee_carvallo_12

I drove by Club Paradise in Elm Creek Friday. Should have stopped in for a set or 10

 

[hothouse_corn]

Do you get a notification if a mod edits your post? Asking for a friend.

Edit: Hand to God, I didn't edit any posts in this thread. The post-editing bandit is someone other than me. Scout's honor.

Also I didn't do this one, although it was good:

https://theplatinumboard.com/index.php?threads/rgrachek-from-the-rivals-board.7882/post-224433

One other thing. I like to lick balls especially when they are sweaty.

 

[Eaton Beaver]

Love the idea of eating more carpet! I also love eating out chicks especially their buttholes!

😆 hahaha that shit is funny! Whoever did it do it more!

 

[hothouse_corn]

BTW, I will follow this thread. Lady really wants to travel together but she's only interested in pyramids and other shit mentioned in the Art Bell West of the Rockies thread.

Where are the best places to travel if you want to see new things, drink inexpensively, and not get eaten alive by insects, while also being in close proximity to landmarks that are highlighted on Ancient Aliens?

 

[Herbie]

Have you considered Yankton, South Dakota?

 

[BIG TONE SOPRANO]

Do you get a notification if a mod edits your post? Asking for a friend.

Edit: Hand to God, I didn't edit any posts in this thread. The post-editing bandit is someone other than me. Scout's honor.

Also didn't do this one, although it was good:

https://theplatinumboard.com/index.php?threads/rgrachek-from-the-rivals-board.7882/post-224433

I have my suspicions. His name rhymes with Lames

 

[HuskerDocCo]

BTW, I will follow this thread. Lady really wants to travel together but she's only interested in pyramids and other shit mentioned in the Art Bell West of the Rockies thread.

Where are the best places to travel if you want to see new things, drink inexpensively, and not get eaten alive by insects, while also being in close proximity to landmarks that are highlighted on Ancient Aliens?

gawd damit sumbitch, if you want to drink cheap don’t go overseas. How’s that for some advice BELLLCHH