Breaking Tony White plays USC for what will likely be a big raise from Nebraska

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Yeah he’s worried about being separated from his kids over vaccines. You know what will separate you from them permanently? Dying from polio.
Seeing as how the polio case rate in the US is literally 0.0 and the death rate is somehow even less than that, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say his kids will probably be OK
 
I'm not going back 7-8 pages of stuff I missed.

I'm guessing White is still our Red?
Yes, that's what all the latest seems to point to. The USC writers who started the rumors have backed off, unnamed NU sorces have claimed he denied SC's overtures right away, and White is scheduled to be visiting schools in Omaha with Pot Roast tomorrow.
 
Fans jumping to conclusions ITT

sodomy jumping GIF by South Park
 
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