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find a way to cash it out and then buy a plane ticket to the JamaicaJust got a big check from my former employer ESOP to roll over into my IRA.
I am a know nothing about stocks and investing. Right now I have FEFFX (Fidelity) and VHYAX (Vangaurd).
I am curious if anyone has any advice for the roll over check? Should I put it in one of the two I already have, or find a new fund to put it in?
Have sex with as many Jamaican woman as possible
Grow a huge beard
Return to the United States one year from now a happier, fuller, larger, beardier, wiser man
this is the way