Stock Market/Investing/Day Trading/Speculative Trading Thread (7 Viewers)

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[LoudHogRider]

Elon appears on Tucker Carlson; EVERY finance talking head hammers TSLA today AND his new big-boy rocket blows up. Coincidence?


Probably. That's not as interesting to contemplate, tho.

 

[RedSavage]

I know it's 4/20 but god damn, Cathie. Put down the pipe

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

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I know it's 4/20 but god damn, Cathie. Put down the pipe

I mean how does Tesla get there? That is 2x Apples market cap.

 

[BingoDingo]

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I know it's 4/20 but god damn, Cathie. Put down the pipe

She's getting better...and it's making Wall Street nervous!

Tesla stock going to $4,000 — that would be an increase of 1,100%: Money manager Catherine Wood

"If we're wrong, and all they do is electric, our bear case is $600," Wood says, a level that's still a double.

www.cnbc.com

Tesla could go even higher than our $4,000 price target, says fund manager Cathie Wood

The electric automaker is far ahead of its competition and routinely undervalued by Wall Street analysts, Ark Invest chief Catherine Wood argues.

www.cnbc.com

Cathie Wood Just Took Her Tesla Price Target to $4,600. Robotaxis Are What Did It.

Cathie Wood is a longtime Tesla bull and her models and price targets usually make headlines. Her $4,600 target is for 2026, however, not this year.

www.barrons.com

 

[LoudHogRider]

She's getting better...and it's making Wall Street nervous!

Tesla stock going to $4,000 — that would be an increase of 1,100%: Money manager Catherine Wood

"If we're wrong, and all they do is electric, our bear case is $600," Wood says, a level that's still a double.

www.cnbc.com

Tesla could go even higher than our $4,000 price target, says fund manager Cathie Wood

The electric automaker is far ahead of its competition and routinely undervalued by Wall Street analysts, Ark Invest chief Catherine Wood argues.

www.cnbc.com

Cathie Wood Just Took Her Tesla Price Target to $4,600. Robotaxis Are What Did It.

Cathie Wood is a longtime Tesla bull and her models and price targets usually make headlines. Her $4,600 target is for 2026, however, not this year.

www.barrons.com

And other's are calling for a $TSLA share price of $28. Somebody is going to be horribly wrong ... and wonderfully right.

 

[Toe]

I mean how does Tesla get there? That is 2x Apples market cap.

I mean they're already at about the same market cap as Toyota, GM, Volkswagen, Ford, Honda, Mercedes, and BMW combined. The current price only makes sense if you expect Tesla to pretty much completely wipe out the existing global automotive industry. When you're already that far out into complete irrationality, what's a few trillion more? 🤷‍♂️

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

I mean they're already at about the same market cap as Toyota, GM, Volkswagen, Ford, Honda, Mercedes, and BMW combined. The current price only makes sense if you expect Tesla to pretty much completely wipe out the existing global automotive industry. When you're already that far out into complete irrationality, what's a few trillion more? 🤷‍♂️

It blows my fucking mind... Like you might be able to convince me if it was all the shit he was working on. SpaceX, Twitter, Tesla, etc... but we are just talking about Tesla.

Trillion is thrown around it almost makes people numb to what it actually is...

1 Thousand seconds is 16 mins 40 seconds
1 Million seconds is 11 Days
1 Billion seconds is 31 years
1 Trillion seconds is 31,688 years
5 trillion seconds is 158,549 years

 

[Toe]

@Faux Sean Callahan Meanwhile, Tesla's revenue barely cracks the top 20 auto makers globally, behind such well-known companies as Geely, GAC Group, BAIC Group, Dongfeng, FAW Group, and SAIC.

The Largest Car Companies in the World (New)

The largest car company in the world is Volkswagen AG, with a revenue of $295,819.8 million in 2022.

www.carlogos.org

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

@Faux Sean Callahan Meanwhile, Tesla's revenue barely cracks the top 20 auto makers globally, behind such well-known companies as Geely, GAC Group, BAIC Group, Dongfeng, FAW Group, and SAIC.

The Largest Car Companies in the World (New)

The largest car company in the world is Volkswagen AG, with a revenue of $295,819.8 million in 2022.

www.carlogos.org

So Tesla currently trades at 6 time sales... TTM

To get to a 5T market cap it would need to sell 833B per year in sales or the top 4 on that list combined.

FYI Industry standard (auto manufacturing) is to trade at 0.3 times sales. So if they use that they would need to be doing 16T. They did 81B last year (or 53b compared to your website).

Fucking dumb... How does she get this much attention?

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

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[Toe]

I mean by some predictions from last year, we were supposed to be pretty deep in a recession by now. I think we've probably at least avoided a worst case scenario. Not saying we couldn't still have a recession, but things definitely could be looking worse.

 

[BingoDingo]

I mean by some predictions from last year, we were supposed to be pretty deep in a recession by now. I think we've probably at least avoided a worst case scenario. Not saying we couldn't still have a recession, but things definitely could be looking worse.

The "recession is coming" has been going strong since late 2021...but it does look like Q3/4 might be pretty rough. Just looking at credit and loan churn, rate expectations, and base sentiment...looks like that might do it.

 

[Toe]

No surprise there.

Bed Bath & Beyond files for bankruptcy protection after failed turnaround efforts

Bed Bath & Beyond's bankruptcy comes after several last-ditch efforts to raise cash failed to keep the company alive.

www.cnbc.com

 

[BingoDingo]

No surprise there.

Bed Bath & Beyond files for bankruptcy protection after failed turnaround efforts

Bed Bath & Beyond's bankruptcy comes after several last-ditch efforts to raise cash failed to keep the company alive.

www.cnbc.com

Can't believe it took this long...just kicking that can for a year and a half, hoping for the best lol.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Can't believe it took this long...just kicking that can for a year and a half, hoping for the best lol.

It’s gonna free up a shit ton of space in Mrs. LHR’s glove box not having to hauls those YUGE coupons around anymore.

Free at last!

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

 

[Faux Sean Callahan]

Bought some First Republic Bank Calls... Sold my cost basis down today on the run up, but we will see what earnings has instore.

 

[herbsinator]

Bought some First Republic Bank Calls... Sold my cost basis down today on the run up, but we will see what earnings has instore.

Yikes