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Buddy of mine mom was an ER nurse. Tons of stories about stuff up ass or on dick. Most memorable one I remember is guy had his dick caught in a 10 lb weight. Of course he waited way too long before he came in so most likely caused permanent damage.
I haven’t had anyone with stuff in the butt, unfortunately. Had a kid that shoved stuff up his dick. And anything stuck in a vagina is a tampon and it smells awful when it comes out.
 
I haven’t had anyone with stuff in the butt, unfortunately. Had a kid that shoved stuff up his dick. And anything stuck in a vagina is a tampon and it smells awful when it comes out.
Ice T No GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Know a surgeon, pulled a massive stone vase out of a dudes asshole, talking 8inches long and 6 inches wide and ribbed.

Dont have the photo anymore but it was similar to this vase shape View attachment 43146
My Aunt was an ER Nurse. She worked the nightshift in Youngstown, OH. Unfortunately she has no idea who Carl Pelini was so no idea if he ever came in. She had all kinds of crazy ass stories. They found an unopened full sized bag of potato chips in between the fat ripples of a 500+ lb woman. I can't remember of it was in a man or woman but someone stuck a live fish up there head first and couldn't get it out because of the scales. Gay guys had an affinity for putting lightbulbs up there ass and occasionally bad things happened. She never had a Gerbil Story though
 
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