I’m @disappointed there was no Falstaff can there for you, amigo.
You have no idea how much Falstaff meant to my young adult life. It was my identity. It showed me high quality and customer satisfaction. I formed friendships for life thanks to my many, many customers.
I live and die Falstaff. (past tense, of course) I will recover and move on from this omission but it will not be easy. Oh, my……. 😎
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