Poorly-Aged tPB Takes

[Poor_and_Stupid]

For the record @BIG TONE SOPRANO, I absolutely would have agreed with this at the time it was posted.

 

[Baron Winnebago]

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For the record @BIG TONE SOPRANO, I absolutely would have agreed with this at the time it was posted.

Hahahahaha. Drink that piss you idiots

 

[Ext. 55]

This thread delivers.

 

[LoudHogRider]

Here's where the beauty of responding by posting mostly gifs pays off BIGLY. Hard to "hot take" a gif!

 

[nscottie]

I was telling everyone I was going to kill myself because I was convinced we were hiring monkey tits

I think a lot of people thought that might happen.

 

[HuskerGarrett]

I think a lot of people thought that might happen.

I’ll never forget when I was told that members of the search committee were checking message boards including ours to see what people were thinking of the candidate names being thrown around. “They call him monkey tits on tPB.”

 

[Kaladin]

I’ll never forget when I was told that members of the search committee were checking message boards including ours to see what people were thinking of the candidate names being thrown around. “They call him monkey tits on tPB.”

That is hilarious if true

Also a sign of this board’s immense power and influence

 

[Mavsker]

I’ll never forget when I was told that members of the search committee were checking message boards including ours to see what people were thinking of the candidate names being thrown around. “They call him monkey tits on tPB.”

Honestly the monkey tits moniker completely sunk his candidacy. It was the college football equivalent of low energy Jeb Bush. Without the monkey tits autocorrect he's probably head coach rn

 

[iruletheskool]

Honestly the monkey tits moniker completely sunk his candidacy. It was the college football equivalent of low energy Jeb Bush. Without the monkey tits autocorrect he's probably head coach rn

We saved us

 

[SlumpBuster]

Honestly the monkey tits moniker completely sunk his candidacy. It was the college football equivalent of low energy Jeb Bush. Without the monkey tits autocorrect he's probably head coach rn

Is monkey tits Leipold?

 

[Mavsker]

Is monkey tits Leipold?

Jeff M0nken

 

[SlumpBuster]

Jeff M0nken

Ahhh hahaha

 

[HCFord1]

Ahhh hahaha

I also missed the renaming decision when it happened, so for about a week I had no idea who everyone was talking about.

 

[Tyneb23]

I also missed the renaming decision when it happened, so for about a week I had no idea who everyone was talking about.

It's hard to keep up, it's almost like we need a pinned thread with the names and why. Labia still gets me to this day 🤣

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

It's hard to keep up, it's almost like we need a pinned thread with the names and why. Labia still gets me to this day 🤣

Best one was when a physician poster kept trying to correct people about that & his posts were getting auto updated.😆

 

[nja13]

Salute to those tPBers reposting their own bad takes here.

 

[nja13]

It was taken as a given that Deion would kill it on the recruiting trail.
Has he? (Rivals ratings used below)

First class, 2023:
23 total croots, 1 5-star, three 4-stars. 3 total in top 250.
(BTW, only one of the 4/5 stars is still at CU: Omarion Miller who is hardly playing this year)

2024:
12 total croots, 1 5 star, three 4-stars. 3 total in top 250.

2025 so far:
7 total croots, 0 5-star, four 4-stars. 1 total in top 250.

Three-year (or 2.5) totals:
42 total, 2 5-stars, 10 4-stars, 7 top 250.
Class rankings: 31, 68, 90

Nebraska in comparison during that same strech:
78 total, 1 5-star, 19 4-stars, 8 top 250
Class rankings: 25, 17, 26

 

[1HuskerDad]

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For the record @BIG TONE SOPRANO, I absolutely would have agreed with this at the time it was posted.

It’s been a good year for fans of all of our major sports. VB with 92,003 fans. Both men’s and women’s basketball teams with court storming wins. Baseball with a B10 championship. I personally think that enthusiasm is somewhat contagious as it grows between all the sports.

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

It’s been a good year for fans of all of our major sports. VB with 92,003 fans. Both men’s and women’s basketball teams with court storming wins. Baseball with a B10 championship. I personally think that enthusiasm is somewhat contagious as it grows between all the sports.

Let's keep the positivity out this thread, pls.

Mocking & hatred only.

 

[Alcaus]

It was taken as a given that Deion would kill it on the recruiting trail.
Has he? (Rivals ratings used below)

First class, 2023:
23 total croots, 1 5-star, three 4-stars. 3 total in top 250.
(BTW, only one of the 4/5 stars is still at CU: Omarion Miller who is hardly playing this year)

2024:
12 total croots, 1 5 star, three 4-stars. 3 total in top 250.

2025 so far:
7 total croots, 0 5-star, four 4-stars. 1 total in top 250.

Three-year (or 2.5) totals:
42 total, 2 5-stars, 10 4-stars, 7 top 250.
Class rankings: 31, 68, 90

Nebraska in comparison during that same strech:
78 total, 1 5-star, 19 4-stars, 8 top 250
Class rankings: 25, 17, 26

I did not have Deion deciding to not recruit on my bingo card back in 2022.

Turd saved us.