Poorly-Aged tPB Takes

[tman87]

When the Deion rumors/speculation first started up here, I was also intrigued. I thought his lack of coaching experience was a definite negative, but thought he would kill it on the recruiting trail. Thought he would bring an excitement level we haven't had in a long time. And he would have - just not a positive excitement.

He is exactly what we didn't need. Hindsight is 20/20, and I doubt Prime was ever legitimately going to consider NU (culture clash likely), but damn we dodged a bullet if he and we were interested. Dude has been a flat out embarrassment for how he "runs" that program and handles things overall. He brought a dozen torches and 10 thousand gallons of gasoline to set that shit on fire. Burn to the ground type of fire. Even the foundation would be toast and it would be a tough task to try to rebuild utop the smoldering ruins.

 

[Alcaus]

Pretty sure I was a Satt hater and Foley & Raiola skeptic at one point.

Also expressed interest in Sanders as a who gaf option. Lane train until I die.

 

[SlumpBuster]

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I wanted to wait a couple more games before bumping this thread on myself, but I’ll gladly pull this take out of the deep freeze for all to see.

https://theplatinumboard.com/threads/dr-not-attending-spring-game-fire-uncle-donny.10076/

Well done.

Just happened across this video this morning:

71K views · 874 reactions | Ethan Piper’s fall camp horror story. ⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️: excessive sweating, tongue cramps, and toenail loss #GBR🌽🏈 #NBNR #Nebraska #Huskers #NebraskaFootball #HuskerFootball #CollegeFootball | Ethan Piper’s fall camp ho

Ethan Piper’s fall camp horror story. ⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️: excessive sweating, tongue cramps, and toenail loss #GBR🌽🏈 #NBNR #Nebraska #Huskers...

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[SlumpBuster]

When the Deion rumors/speculation first started up here, I was also intrigued. I thought his lack of coaching experience was a definite negative, but thought he would kill it on the recruiting trail. Thought he would bring an excitement level we haven't had in a long time. And he would have - just not a positive excitement.

He is exactly what we didn't need. Hindsight is 20/20, and I doubt Prime was ever legitimately going to consider NU (culture clash likely), but damn we dodged a bullet if he and we were interested. Dude has been a flat out embarrassment for how he "runs" that program and handles things overall. He brought a dozen torches and 10 thousand gallons of gasoline to set that shit on fire. Burn to the ground type of fire. Even the foundation would be toast and it would be a tough task to try to rebuild utop the smoldering ruins.

Can you imagine if he said at Nebraska, "Don't play the fight song, play my son's rap song instead". The blow up would be legendary.

 

[Alcaus]

Can you imagine if he said at Nebraska, "Don't play the fight song, play my son's rap song instead". The blow up would be legendary.

Only thing I’d ever thank Turd for

 

[Ext. 55]

Can you imagine if he said at Nebraska, "Don't play the fight song, play my son's rap song instead". The blow up would be legendary.

Would have shoved at least 75% of all blue hairs into a heart attack. That would have been a big step forward actually.

 

[jickey moseph]

Do we think Ducky enjoyed Saturday night's performance?

 

[slattimer]

Lettuce all take some time to laugh at some of the freezing cold takes that have been poasted here. Even the world's greatest message board is not immune from some very smooth brain opinions & predictions.

I'll start with myself - I wasn't on tPB during the Frost era, but in May of 2021 I was still deluding myself on other sites that the 4th season could have some kind of turnaround:

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With Colorado crashing & burning while Deion does the worst high school recruiting of any coach in the modern era, a good jumping off point for this thread is the posters who were suggesting that he'd be a home run hire & specifically talk about how amazing his recruiting would be.

Choca kicks us off:

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Duck knows ball! Goes hard in the paint on multiple posts about it:

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Juggernaut!
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Recruiting, player retention & Husker fans will love how he talks!
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Fun times as CU starts a white walk-on RB this year:

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Definitely.
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Welp.
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I know lots of you are also petty enough to bookmark or search posts to find the memorably bad ones on all sorts of topics. Please add your favorites!

Prime does recruit rather well. I'd image he would have brought in a ton of talent here.

So...you can take my "poorly aged takes." And cram it up your cram hole.

 

[SlumpBuster]

Pretty sure I was a Satt hater and Foley & Raiola skeptic at one point.

Also expressed interest in Sander as a who gaf option. Lane train until I die.

I'm still not 100% sold on Satt for sure.

But along those lines, I think we could probably find plenty of takes on the following:
1) Deion (obv)
2) Retaining Raiola
3) Garret McGuire
4) Ty Rob (or Nash) too slow and a complete bust
5) Frost just needs time (that was me until about halfway into 2021)

 

[Alcaus]

I'm still not 100% sold on Satt for sure.

But along those lines, I think we could probably find plenty of takes on the following:
1) Deion (obv)
2) Retaining Raiola
3) Garret McGuire
4) Ty Rob (or Nash) too slow and a complete bust
5) Frost just needs time (that was me until about halfway into 2021)

I think I was premature on Satt. Last year was such a clusterfuck at QB the fact they got 5 wins is actually surprising.

There were some play calling questions I had but I think that had to do more with who your QB was, what your comfortable calling and introduction to the Big10 for the first time.

 

[Jim14510]

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I wanted to wait a couple more games before bumping this thread on myself, but I’ll gladly pull this take out of the deep freeze for all to see.

https://theplatinumboard.com/threads/dr-not-attending-spring-game-fire-uncle-donny.10076/

I'm sure I've got all kinds of tater takes in that thread.

 

[Tell_Sackett]

See my highlighted statement below, post Colorado game last year. Sims emphatically proved me wrong.

 

[Kaladin]

Prime does recruit rather well. I'd image he would have brought in a ton of talent here.

no he doesn't

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

Prime does recruit rather well. I'd image he would have brought in a ton of talent here.

So...you can take my "poorly aged takes." And cram it up your cram hole.

 

[huskerj12]

Damn I wish this prediction had come true 🙁

Oh helllllllllll yeah....

 

[2010sarenevercomingback]

See my highlighted statement below, post Colorado game last year. Sims emphatically proved me wrong.


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I was right there with you:

 

[KidsSeeGhosts]

Biggest indictment on Deion is he is a terrible in game coach. Missed time out at end of 1H against us. Taking the ball first in OT against CSU last year. Multiple 4th and 1s in own territory when your team can't run.

Still think he could be a monster in recruiting with a team with a real NIL budget, but we'll never know on that one.

 

[Tezzer]

Well done.

Just happened across this video this morning:

71K views · 874 reactions | Ethan Piper’s fall camp horror story. ⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️: excessive sweating, tongue cramps, and toenail loss #GBR🌽🏈 #NBNR #Nebraska #Huskers #NebraskaFootball #HuskerFootball #CollegeFootball | Ethan Piper’s fall camp ho

Ethan Piper’s fall camp horror story. ⚠️CONTENT WARNING⚠️: excessive sweating, tongue cramps, and toenail loss #GBR🌽🏈 #NBNR #Nebraska #Huskers...

www.facebook.com

Man, that toenail story 😬

 

[dsbigred1]

Only hot takes I’ve ever had are in POTD… feel free to caption them with the pictures to verify how hot the take is

 

[SlumpBuster]

Man, that toenail story 😬

Yeah no kidding